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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2007 7:41:35 PM   
HydroMaster


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2007 7:41:47 PM   
quietkitten


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I can't think of anything to write... what do I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2007 7:51:42 PM   
FukinTroll


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I just sentanced quiet to a fate worse than death, what should I do? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2007 7:55:17 PM   
HydroMaster


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I'm being stalked by a crazed male sub pretending to be a dom.  How do I get rid of his fat ass? (ahem, it's not you FukinTroll)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2007 8:42:15 PM   
FukinTroll


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Status: offline 		Read this thread http://www.collarchat.com/m_861478/mpage_1/key_being%2Cstalked/tm.htm and follow dgb's advice.

I keep giving out advice that is more like punishment from the 7th hell, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2007 8:43:27 PM   
quietkitten


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Status: offline 		I wish I could give you some good advice Mr Dragon Sir.... but I am going blind from reading every single F***ing post in this thread.

My eyes are bleeding.... what can I do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2007 8:50:33 PM   
quietkitten


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I have a Troll coming over later... what is the best wine to serve?

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<< I am a depressed procrastinator with Alzheimers -- I am going to end it all.... tomorrow... or the next day.

Now what was I talking about again?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/3/2007 11:28:53 PM   
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Troll has perverted my mind - I'm actually wondering what he'd look like sans pants... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 11:34:39 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

Troll has perverted my mind - I'm actually wondering what he'd look like sans pants... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He would look like a Troll with no pants. Come on... that was obvious.


My mood today is sort of bland and dull. How about some advice for turning my mood into something better.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 11:55:08 AM   
angeldevil


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Status: offline 		Place mood in a dish, add chillies, ground pepper and a pinch of cumerin. Blend together and hey presto- flavoursome and lively.

My eyes are burning due to rubbing them while chopping chillies to test out aforementioned recipe - what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 12:17:44 PM   
MistressFeathers


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I have failed to do all of the work I brought home with me due to reading the entirity of this thread. advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 12:36:32 PM   
MistressFeathers


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 6:34:51 PM   
quietkitten


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Status: offline 		That's easy ... quit your job and then you can be on the board full time.. No doze will keep you up all night.. or you could have your eyelids surgically removed!

I am being sued for giving bad advice. What can I do?

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<< I am a depressed procrastinator with Alzheimers -- I am going to end it all.... tomorrow... or the next day.

Now what was I talking about again?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 6:41:21 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Inform the fool that in the op it says that the advice should not be followed...therefore your ass be covered.

Yuck, I think the potato I just ate was bad or something...how do I get this nasty assed taste out of my mouth

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 6:42:58 PM   
quietkitten


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I have a horrible headache.. what should I do?

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The number 1 cause of stress is reality.

I miss my old Avatar :(

<< I am a depressed procrastinator with Alzheimers -- I am going to end it all.... tomorrow... or the next day.

Now what was I talking about again?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 6:45:23 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Silly, cut it off.   It'll never hurt again.

I've forgotten the password for my secret underground lab, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 10:19:34 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

I've forgotten the password for my secret underground lab, what should I do?


Nothing. That way it will remain secret even from you.

I am sitting here and I am fearful of looking at profiles on the other side because of the "who is browsing me" feature. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 10:26:49 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		Look at it and if you arent satisfied then message each one and ask then exactly what they think of you!

I have just copied someones book word for word and i'm going to have it published, which colour cover shall i use to throw people off the scent?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 10:31:03 PM   
Gauge


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I have just copied someones book word for word and i'm going to have it published, which colour cover shall i use to throw people off the scent?


Plaid would be nice... or a good fluorescent color like acid green.

I have so many things I should be doing and I haven't the motivation to do them. I will not attempt them tonight but I need a good idea to get tomorrow off to a productive start.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/4/2007 10:44:32 PM   
Sternhand4


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Status: offline 		drink a lot tonight and tommorow will be just fine..

Where should we hide all the evidence of our drinking?

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