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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 12:55:24 PM   
nyrisa


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I tried to distract my husband from home remodeling by just wearing bra and panties, but he just spackled all over my cleavage. What should I do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 1:08:23 PM   
Thadius


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I tried to distract my husband from home remodeling by just wearing bra and panties, but he just spackled all over my cleavage. What should I do??


Wait 18 hours for it to cure and hand him the power sander.

I have been wandering farther and farther from the Gorean section lately, and the slaves have been eating the candies I left to mark the trail, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 1:26:38 PM   
nyrisa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Thadius



I have been wandering farther and farther from the Gorean section lately, and the slaves have been eating the candies I left to mark the trail, what should I do?


Just follow the trail of fat slaves. *grins*


I want to have sexy dreams about a handsome Dom sweeping me off my feet and using/abusing me, but Larry the Cable Guy keeps sneaking into my dreams. What should I do?

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 1:27:19 PM   
FullCircle


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< Message edited by FullCircle -- 4/15/2007 1:29:51 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 3:36:17 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

I want to have sexy dreams about a handsome Dom sweeping me off my feet and using/abusing me, but Larry the Cable Guy keeps sneaking into my dreams. What should I do?


Stab yourself in the eyes with a really sharp stick and maybe you won't see ol' Larry anymore.

I think the cat next door is planting evidence in my apartment and is going to turn me over to Homeland Security as a terrorist soon. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 4:20:26 PM   
cariad


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i have a poem to write and no pens what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 5:36:37 PM   
xhoneyx


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it's taking me forever to erase my manicure..what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 5:40:20 PM   
TheDiva


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Status: offline 		A wood chipper would be a quick and easy way...make sure to wear safety goggles when you stick your fingers in; a nail shaving might go in your eye.

I think my neighbor secretly uses the same plate on her second trip to the buffet. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 7:18:35 PM   
Mikal


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My plants are dying... I think my room-mate is killing them. What should I do?

Edited 'cause I can't spell.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 7:27:04 PM   
Thadius


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Status: offline 		Stop using your roommate as fertilizer, they should respond well.  Besides there are better places to hide the body.

I find my mind wandering alot lately to random acts of violence, any advice?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 9:11:03 PM   
Gauge


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I find my mind wandering alot lately to random acts of violence, any advice?


Acting on the violent impulses is the only cure. Go get some guns, ammo and other implements of mayhem and go to town! If caught just tell them that I said it was OK.

My foot fell asleep and now it feels like a porcupine is napping on my toes. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/15/2007 9:22:20 PM   
Thadius


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Status: offline 		There are actually 2 solutions to this problem. there is always the plasma torch to remove the tingling parts but that can be rather messy. I suggest cutting off the foot, think of the money you will save on socks.

I must have eaten something that doesn't agree with my stomach, any advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/16/2007 9:33:11 AM   
DawnFire


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I really don't feel like doing my finals.  How can I get them done without any work?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/18/2007 10:40:46 PM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		drop all your classes and leave school..then you wont have finals and wont even have to worry about studying..

i have a sore throat..how do i make it go away?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/20/2007 12:29:03 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Sore throats are indicative of some nasty cootie taking up residence... therefore, gurgle with undiluted bleach, followed by a rinse of vinegar and salt. And stop eating!! Cooties need sustinance too... but they are much smaller than you, so they should starve to death before you do.

My finals are done, but due to life events, my stress levels are still high. How do I lower them?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/9/2007 12:44:25 PM   
t3nth0usandv0lts


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Status: offline 		Simply acquire a small gaggle of devoted slaveboys who will attend to your every whim. This is easily done; it merely requires a lasso and some ether.

Every time I go outside, I turn into mosquito fodder. How can I prevent this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/9/2007 4:42:53 PM   
irishliberty


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Status: offline 		stop bathing.. the mosquitoes will drop dead within a 3' perimeter.

the neighbors play their car stereo radio at a deafening level..how do i get them to stop?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/13/2007 12:49:07 AM   
gypsyfirefly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: irishliberty

stop bathing.. the mosquitoes will drop dead within a 3' perimeter.

the neighbors play their car stereo radio at a deafening level..how do i get them to stop?


a firecracker up the tail pipe should do the trick!

My boss said I have an attitude problem, so I wore my FU tie to work, he wasn't' impressed. Any suggestions how to really impress him?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/13/2007 3:33:38 AM   
earthycouple


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My dog won't stop barking when I'm using my singletail...what's a girl to do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/14/2007 11:53:21 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Give your dog a weenie to amuse himself with *weg* or a cat-o-nine tails.

Hmph. My really, really bad advice sucks. Any idea how to get it to swallow???


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