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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2007 4:55:18 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2007 5:49:03 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2007 8:30:59 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2007 10:18:34 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 1:00:14 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 1:28:52 AM   
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My magic eight ball keeps advising: difficult to say, try at a later time. How many shakes to I have to give it to get a better answer?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 3:26:29 AM   
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i want a pet ... but am allergic to animal hair ... what should i do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 3:36:57 AM   
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My back hurts, someone please help.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 9:04:54 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 11:17:07 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 11:21:36 AM   
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I have squirrels that I usually feed peanuts to, but I'm out of nuts, and the squirrels are getting very hostile... what should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 11:34:35 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 11:39:25 AM   
Mikal


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Now that I have time off, I find myself reading COMIC BOOKS!!! How to I curb this expesive, yet adolecent behaviour?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 12:37:29 PM   
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I want it to be May 30th right now...what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 12:43:49 PM   
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What can I do with ALL the dirty diapers that we have around our house??




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 12:46:17 PM   
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My dogs eat dirty diapers..what's a mom to do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 2:54:08 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 2:58:08 PM   
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My best friends wife is making advances, help!



        You should have every sort of sex possible with her so you can let him know precisely how unfaithful to him she will be.

       Another poster is in denial about badly she wants my collar.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 3:44:08 PM   
earthycouple


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I want softness to drop everything and leave her home and come to me.  How can I persuade her?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 4:04:58 PM   
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My dog keeps peeing on my dates when they go to sleep..WTF??? (true story, my baby girl gets jealous(and no you freaks get that thought out of your head)))

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