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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/15/2007 5:18:48 AM   
petdave


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Status: offline 		You just need to let it keep sucking until it fills up, then put your hand over its mouth so it can't spit. Just stand to the side in case everything shoots out the nose instead.

It's a beautiful day today, and i need a new excuse for not going in to work. i can't call in dead again without a notarized death certificate. What should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/15/2007 6:02:58 AM   
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I have writer's block, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/15/2007 12:26:08 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/15/2007 10:52:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		gosh..quitting is such a hassle..just steal all the cash you can from wherever you work (so that you dont have to file papers for the money you're supposed to get when you quit) and then just dont go back..

might as well move out of the city too..so that it'll be hard for them to complain about the missing money and stuff, you know~ *^_^*

i need to find a place to live in boston because i start school there this fall..what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/15/2007 11:06:39 PM   
Mikal


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How much rain could a reindeer rain if a reindeer could rain, dear?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/16/2007 4:08:42 AM   
dummey


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Status: offline 		The reindeer can't rain because it's not a raindeer (yes i kno it's a bad pun but it's 4am). The reason it isn't a rain deer is because Santa is also a dom and likes to keep his pets on a tight rein.

What goes best on instant ramen?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/16/2007 4:38:48 AM   
Sinimint


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/16/2007 10:44:04 AM   
tatangel


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/16/2007 11:25:37 AM   
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Someone I know escaped from his master and slipped his collar, what advice should I give him?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/16/2007 1:02:31 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		To run in circles outside of the Master's house, dropping his pants, mooning Him, and doing the "Nyah Nyah Nyah, you can't catch me!" dance until the Master comes out and apologizes for being so negligent.

I keep cleaning up my house, but it keeps getting messed up. I know it must be gremlins, since everyone who lives here denies messing it up. What is the best way to make the gremlins be neater, if they MUST live with me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/17/2007 6:57:46 PM   
earthycouple


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Help!  How do I get cum stains and dried wax out of my sheets???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/17/2007 7:00:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		put em in the freezer for the wax, and then the wash for the cum... or not...

How do i get my wayward Dom to stop catting around?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/17/2007 7:26:11 PM   
earthycouple


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quote:

ORIGINAL: subinside

put em in the freezer for the wax, and then the wash for the cum... or not...

How do i get my wayward Dom to stop catting around?



I feel cheated....that wasn't bad advice!


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/17/2007 7:26:47 PM   
slaveish


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I have a migraine. How do I get rid of it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/17/2007 7:35:32 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		Put ice in a bag, gently lay it over the part of your head that hurts the worst and then have your sig other smash the ice with a hammer...I suggest margaritas with the crushed ice after....but that's just me...

I still need to know about cum stains and wax...sheesh....

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/17/2007 7:35:44 PM   
Suzykeu


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I'm gay, how do I tell my parents?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/17/2007 7:37:20 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		You didn't get bad advice on the sheets Mistress...here's what I would tell You.  Take the sheets to the vets, and tell them You found Your purebred dog having sex with a dog of questionable origin, and want the cum stains analyzed for purity of breed.  Then please return the sheets clean.  The wax, just hang the sheet in the sun, till it melts again, light the wax, until it burns off. 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/17/2007 7:56:52 PM   
earthycouple


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Suzykeu

Play some heavy metal and you'll pound it out.

I'm gay, how do I tell my parents?



This was asked and answered, doubt I can give worse advice...but I'll try....

Have sex with your partner in the living room at your parent's house...while they are home.

How do I get my husband to Top me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2007 1:57:57 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Easy. Paste a face pic of his favourite porn star over your face, and smear his favourate sauce (bbq, chocolate, honey, etc) all over your body... and make sure the tv remote is under you!

I've finally gotten my 'new' office area set up, but my pooch is terrifies of my desk. How do I convince her it's ok to come in and sleep under the desk?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2007 4:40:13 PM   
earthycouple


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What's the best way to make it into show business....I can't sing, can't dance, can't act...but really want to be on the big screen!

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