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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/20/2007 5:41:18 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		do em...that will bore them and they will leave you alone.

I can't sleep at night....help!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/20/2007 5:45:16 PM   
CK1


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My company wants me to move to Atlanta but all my drinking buddies are here

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/20/2007 6:10:38 PM   
Indemnis


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CK1

Sleep with me Im really boring


(...LOL!)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/20/2007 8:47:23 PM   
JpnsTigerrrlily


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the boy won't stop snoring what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/20/2007 9:40:31 PM   
earthycouple


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I'm still not sleeping...as evidenced by here I am now...HELP

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 10:22:44 AM   
softness


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quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

you get softness here to me...consider it done.




errrrr ... do i get a say in this ...*looks around* ... nope seems not!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 10:24:25 AM   
softness


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Status: offline 		sleep with me ... then you wont be bothered by the lack of slumber .. or you will pass out from exhaustion

i have a black tie dinner for the kids leaving school .... what should i wear?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:01:12 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Nothing. The schools aren't teaching anatomy properly, so you might as well give them a head start. 

My plants, which I cut yesterday from the garden, are already wilting, even though I put them in water asap and added a wee bit of plant food. How can I revive them or make the next batch live longer?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:06:44 AM   
softness


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Status: offline 		get a pony boy to stay up all night talking dirty to them .. that should keep them nice and turgid

i can afford to get my tattoo done this month ... what shoudl i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:12:51 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Wait 'till next month... or the month after.. a sale might come on, and then you can get a piercing done too! Or, just have nookie with the artist and save your money.

My tea is cold and I don't feel like getting a new one or re-heating it... what should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:14:25 AM   
softness


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three boys just moved in upstairs .. how should i welcome them to the building?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:24:44 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		leave it for a week, it will warm up again!

my nose needs picking, but i don't like doing it, what should i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:28:08 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		shit, missed it! stand at the top of the stairs, with no panties on and a very short skirt, going "cooeee, i don't like boys"!

i cant see my anus from here, what shall i do?


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download this, the girls voice will make you damp--->

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a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou,
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:32:12 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		m0rgan, you are halarious, you know that??? *grins*

Anyway, as to your dilemma's... For the nose - get a small fuzzy cactus to shove up your nose. That way, you'll know that everything will get caught. For your anus - go out to the local gay scene, get a guy named Jupiter to ram your anus... then you should be able to see it...

I need tickets to see m0rgan's anus meeting Jupiter.... how do I go about securing those tickets?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:34:34 AM   
softness


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Status: offline 		offer to hold Jupiters bitchboy while he is fucking m0rgan

I have a thing for security gurards what should i do?




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 11:45:57 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Find a security guard and jump her baton... or offer to beat her with it. Either way, you'll likely get to meet a bunch more guards!

I need to find a security uniform and a baton.... where do I go to get them?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 12:33:11 PM   
CK1


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Joined: 4/19/2007
Status: offline 		Go to the airport and seduce one of them leave em naked and tied up in the mens room.

I missed my flight and have to wait standby how can I make sure I get the next flight?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 1:00:27 PM   
m0rgan


Posts: 403
Joined: 3/19/2007
Status: offline 		marry into the bin laden family, politicians will charter you a plane!

i produce too much sperm what should i do?


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download this, the girls voice will make you damp--->

http://www.saab.com/main/GLOBAL/en/download_release_me.shtml


a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou,
beside me, in the wilderness, were paradise enough!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 1:34:21 PM   
mypath2lvgD


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Status: offline 		You should start bottling and selling it to the under developed countries as a source of protein.

I think that my boyfriend may have given me crabs, how do I get rid of them?


***just had to give it a try

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 1:46:34 PM   
softness


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Joined: 8/1/2006
From: Leeds, UK
Status: offline 		set fire to them

am hunrgy but too lazy to eat .. what should i do

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