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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 3:02:22 PM   
SirRober


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my bike is broken how do I fix it??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 3:04:52 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Kick it. Hard.  Works for computers too.

My tomatoes wont grow, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 4:19:23 PM   
earthycouple


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I killed softness with my advice....how should I repent?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 7:23:07 PM   
tatangel


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 8:26:01 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Hitch a ride with some random cultists.  I'm sure you'll arrive safley and conpletely un-brainwashed.  The washer is walking across the room during the spin cycle...how do I stop that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 8:33:48 PM   
tatangel


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 9:08:02 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Weenie washing. Just make sure you gag him tight and have compression bandages ready. Or a body bag and a secure disposal method.

Aliens are watching me, but I don't know if they are listening to my thoghts. How do I protect myself?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 9:16:10 PM   
petdave


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Aliens never a miss a chance to do an anal probe. Once you know if they're listening to your thoughts, you can plan accordingly.

My ass hurts. Someone here must have a good home remedy?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/21/2007 9:17:16 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		Tabasco and a garden hose.

What's the best protection in event of a tornado?  (edited, out of order)

< Message edited by ready4srvce4all -- 5/21/2007 9:18:26 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 7:14:34 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		duck and cover, it works with nuclear attacks, also. not very well, obviously, but nobody gives a shit about the little people!

i have far too many women wishing to cater to my every whim, how can i stop this?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 7:51:09 AM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Change your entire personality and become a submissive.  They have no problem keeping women away.
 
I'm on nightshift this week and can't sleep..... What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 8:42:45 AM   
apettiger


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Status: offline 		eat meth like candy..........i cant eat and i cant sleep, but i've got the cleanest house on the street.... oooo meth, ooo meth.
my expensive chihuahua keeps shitting on my bedroom floor, how do i get her to stop?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 9:20:22 AM   
m0rgan


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Status: offline 		put it under the bathroom floor!

my bathroom smells of dead dog, what shall i do?


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download this, the girls voice will make you damp--->

http://www.saab.com/main/GLOBAL/en/download_release_me.shtml


a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou,
beside me, in the wilderness, were paradise enough!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 9:32:01 AM   
apettiger


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Status: offline 		start putting your dead dogs under the shed out in the back yard.
i have a stain on my countertop, how do i get it out?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 10:03:15 AM   
ready4srvce4all


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What's the best way to keep nostril hair trimmed?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 12:05:46 PM   
earthycouple


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How do I keep my slave from grooming himself with garden tools?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 12:18:17 PM   
mypath2lvgD


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Status: offline 		You could do it for him, another toy for your toy bag.

What should I get Daddy for His birthday?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 12:30:24 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		oh  a vaccuum cleaner and a mop...what more could daddy ask for?

I want to sneak on to the next space shuttle launch, any advice on how to stow away without being caught?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 1:51:27 PM   
Gauge


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I want to sneak on to the next space shuttle launch, any advice on how to stow away without being caught?


Masquerade as a package of freeze-dried ice cream.

Something happened to the time-space continuum and it seems that I got sucked into a parallel universe only, this universe doesn't have chocolate. Should I take chocolate back to those poor decrepit souls?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 4:01:55 PM   
SirRober


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Status: offline 		hell no keep it for yourself.....

I'm to poor for a vasctomy what do I do??

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