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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 4:07:05 PM   
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A Dom came to live with me and is a lazy bum - how do I get him out of the house?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 4:15:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		set a "live" dom trap.  then when you catch him take him far into the woods so he can't find his way back...works for raccoons

How do I roof my house without actually climing a ladder...I can't afford a roofer...

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 4:20:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		Get a bunch of dogs who can climb (Patterdale terriers, Jack Russels, etc.), and let them up on the roof. They'll beging roofing at one another... problem solved! 

Mosquitoes are out and I need a way to kill them that won't poison the other critters living on my property. Any ideas?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 4:31:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		roofing at one another...hilarious....

eat arsenic in small doses should take care of mosquitoes and not harm you.

I need to learn to not laugh til my sides hurt when posters are so funny!  What to do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 4:35:15 PM   
fairerthanshe


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Status: offline 		Make sure you always have a mouth full of hot liquid to spew on the monitor when you begin to laugh - you will be so consumed with cleaning up the mess that you'll forget to laugh.

My toenail polish wont come off with polish remover - any suggestions?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 4:43:17 PM   
Mikal


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I've all but slaughtered my hair with excessive dying, but I'm bored. What can I do to my hair that will relieve my boredom, but not leave me with a chemical haircut?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 4:59:06 PM   
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my husband is a massage therapists and he simply won't quit offering to "rub me" when I'm trying to watch reality tv....damn it...I gotta concentrate.  How do I make him stop?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 5:07:39 PM   
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There's this guy who keeps im'ing me, trying to convince me that I'll like sex with him... any ideas on how to help him convince me of that?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 5:15:17 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 5:17:10 PM   
CK1


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Status: offline 		Go to google earth and type in Gurnee IL..lol...wait thats good advice..damn!

I followed someone bad advice and slept with my best friends wife, now her and HIS sister want a threesome??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 5:22:10 PM   
fairerthanshe


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Status: offline 		send them to me...wait that's good advice! lol

How do i keep the neighborhood cats from killing the songbirds in my trees?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 5:26:23 PM   
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How do I start people from moaning at me for suggesting the frying of cats?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 5:44:38 PM   
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I want a ferret....but they smell bad...how do I counter that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 6:00:59 PM   
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what's the best way to keep from falling when shingling a roof?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 6:22:40 PM   
CK1


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How can I convince a judge I didnt know she was only 17?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 6:42:10 PM   
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How do I get rid of the spiders in my house?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 6:45:53 PM   
CK1


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Any great pick up lines I can use?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 7:31:10 PM   
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I have a straight vanilla  fitty asleep in my bed ... but she has "i will do anything twice" .. tattooed on her back .. should i test the theory?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 7:42:30 PM   
CK1


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Status: offline 		Damn now thats classic. Now Im torn I usually use, "nice shoes wanna fuck?"

Yes def test the theory then cross out twice and put on three times and do it again!!

Redbull and vodka or guiness and car bombs all night I cant decide.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2007 7:45:05 PM   
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