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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 4:07:11 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 4:15:40 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 4:17:03 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 4:19:55 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 4:21:50 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 4:28:20 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 6:52:45 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 6:56:03 PM   
earthycouple


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 8:44:42 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 9:00:12 PM   
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My soda's going flat.  How do I get the carbination back in it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 9:10:31 PM   
tatangel


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/22/2007 9:11:34 PM   
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My soda's going flat.  How do I get the carbination back in it?


Drink all of it and then jump up and down on a pogo stick. Then throwup into your glass and there you have it, it's all bubbly again.

I have this vile image of someone in a soda factory jumping up and down on a pogo stick and throwing up into the bottle and then selling it to me. How can I get that image out of my head?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 9:58:05 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 11:28:23 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 11:46:53 AM   
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How do we get bad people to ask for advice, even if they don't think think they need any?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 11:51:06 AM   
SirRober


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 11:57:14 AM   
Mikal


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I seem to be following a biker dude on the forums.. but I'm lesbian... so, what is going on?!?!??!


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 12:00:38 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 12:01:13 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 12:01:57 PM   
SirRober


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what part should I get covered next by a tattoo

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