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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 12:04:30 PM

Mikal

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Your male member.

Hmm... I don't think I need any advice atm... what should I do to ensure that I'll need some in the future?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 12:16:06 PM

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go really fast on the freeway via MC and have your passanger ride on the wrong side.....

How should I teach Mikal to stop following me???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 2:00:26 PM

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hog tie Mikal to the back of your bike with a chaina nd then hit the freeway at top speed.

My bf has a tickle fetish I do as wel but only for being the tickler how do i get him to stop trying for my feet?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 3:22:30 PM

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Liberally apply animal droppings to your feet.....and if he asks tell him they are good for softening up the callouses...

my bike is now a unicycle how do I fix it??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 3:39:50 PM

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cut off it's balls, and call it a eunuchcycle

what's the best way to prevent watery, itchy eyes?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 3:49:00 PM

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Throw bucket full of dust in them

I am covered in choclate what do I do to get it off

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 4:35:29 PM

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Invite me over

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How do I get to Sir Rober's place?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 5:30:06 PM

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I don't know but if you pick me up we'll find it together...

What do Mikal and I do about a chocolate hang over?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 7:15:36 PM

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We nab your leprechaun and get him to conjure some freshly made Belgium chocolate... and we see if leprechaun butt glows green or red... *weg*

How does one go about making a leprechaun stay put, to whup his derrier? 'Cause, they're magical... and tend to go "poof"...

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 8:01:14 PM

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I'll tie him up...I'm really good at that...it will stop his poofing finger...

How do I make Mikal Dominate my slave? that'd be fun to watch

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 8:04:06 PM

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Innocently invite her over, and have your leprechaun douse her with his magic Dommely Domme powder... poof! InstaDomme. Don't forget the water though...

How do I get over leprechaun powder? I don't wanna be a Domme 24/7/365!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 8:14:25 PM

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You must start at the end of a rainbow, and then travel the rainbow to the begining of the rainbow, where you will find an anti-leprechaun, who can help you out with the powder.

How do I keep the cut on my toe from bleeding?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 8:15:42 PM

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Three wishes I grant you big wishes and small but wish for a fourth, and you lose them all!!! This was your fourth wish Mikal...(remember, you took two, and a friend took one earlier)
You are no longer a Domme....catch me if you can again!!!
(edited for out of order) I'm king of the leprechauns...I can post TWO people up!!!

I forgot where I put my powder...where should I look first?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/23/2007 8:16:18 PM

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make a slave suck on it

How do I make sure Robert posts to Mikal's thread about dommy domme powder?

grr damn out of sequencing....

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/24/2007 1:12:09 PM

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Send him a PM or give him a call at (000)MC4-LIFE.<----not real PH

How do I fix cars from cutting me off

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/24/2007 1:16:51 PM

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Make sure everything you wear blends in real well with the road. They will look much harder for you that way.

I got a paper cut on my tongue licking envelopes, how do I prevent infection?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/24/2007 1:19:49 PM

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Apply a tourniquet. to said object.

I ran out of vigra what do I do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/24/2007 1:22:04 PM

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Harpoon them. They won't be expecting it, and they will never see it coming. How do I write a paper that was due yesterday by tomorrow and make it look like I took two weeks on it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/24/2007 1:27:42 PM

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Tell your sub to do it or they gets no luvin..

My brain hurts what do I do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/24/2007 2:30:52 PM

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Stab it with a Q-tip. How do I get unsightly bloodstains out of the wallpaper?

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