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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 3:30:33 AM   
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I just pulled of the freeway and coasted into a service station, because the temperature gauge on my instrument panel says it's nearly 300 degrees. What should I do?



Immediately open the radiatior cap and peer down in it to see what's wrong.
 
I have to go to work this morning, but I'm really tired, what can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 4:07:19 AM   
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Immediately open the radiatior cap and peer down in it to see what's wrong.
 
I have to go to work this morning, but I'm really tired, what can I do?


Call your boss up at home and say "F*** You.  I need more sleep."
Then roll over and have pleasant dreams.

I haven't filed my taxes yet.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 4:17:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

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ORIGINAL: Level

Immediately open the radiatior cap and peer down in it to see what's wrong.
 
I have to go to work this morning, but I'm really tired, what can I do?


Call your boss up at home and "F*** You.  I need more sleep."
Then roll over and have pleasant dreams.

I haven't filed my taxes yet.  What should I do?


Call the IRS and tell them you died so you are tax exempt....
 
My dog has a hairball, how do I remove it???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 4:29:58 AM   
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My dog has a hairball, how do I remove it???


Dribble him down the court, scream foul and take 3 shots from the free throw line.
 
My 'b' key on the keyboard keeps sticking, what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:43:49 AM   
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I need an abortion, anyone recommend a particulary vaccuum brand?  the guy at sears appliance section just kepts sputting like he had a bad spark plug.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:08:53 AM   
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I wished for a penis for a day but it hasn't happened.  What should I do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:16:10 AM   
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Uh...my shirt is horribly stained *shrug* ..what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:17:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL! Sorry Mistrix wrong page. Ignore that advice it was completly off. I do that alot.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:19:39 AM   
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I am horny, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:20:07 AM   
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what should i do anyways?????

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:25:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Use Bleach and a scrubbrush, tie dye is coming back into fashion.

I am horny, what should I do?

Ron


See if any ivory traders are interested and sell them.

I want a holiday where should I go? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:32:08 AM   
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Use Bleach and a scrubbrush, tie dye is coming back into fashion.
I am horny, what should I do?
Ron


LOL rub yourself in mazola oil and garlic powder and go to a TOPS meeting, bring a cake.  

sorry missed the question, as for the holiday, I hear the antartic is nice this time of year 

My son is a total slob what should I do about it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:34:09 AM   
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My son is a total slob what should I do about it?
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Become a worse slob than he is.  Include belching and scratching yourself in front of his friends.

I didn't take anything out to thaw for dinner tonight what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:39:02 AM   
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Where's my penis??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 11:04:09 AM   
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Where's my penis??


You've always had one.  Unfortunately at birth the doctor reversed the flow on the vacuum and that big ol' outtie became a big ol' innie.  I'd recommend getting out the Hoover and attempting to reverse the process.

I have unsightly back hairs, what should I do? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 11:13:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

I have unsightly back hairs, what should I do? 

Ask your boyfriend to pull them out one by one with just his teeth.

What is the best way to make a woman swoon?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 11:24:53 AM   
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< Message edited by FullCircle -- 4/13/2006 11:43:10 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 11:31:08 AM   
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What is the best way to make a woman swoon?


Take out the ma add an s before and an o in the middle.

What is to be done with squabbling kids?

Oumae

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 11:45:08 AM   
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I found a box of old dynamite in my basement, how do I know if it's still good?



I would strongly suggest that you move them upstairs and store under your bed instead of the damp basement.  I'm sure that they are fine...  Really!

We are considering relocating a pet from UK.  Any suggestions for a smooth transition?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 11:45:53 AM   
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How do I make sure that I get the new job that I applied for?


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