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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 2:50:31 PM   
wytchywoman


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It's very hot out today.  How would you recommend cooling off?


Forget the cold shower thing. Use a cold water douche and cold water enema. After your belly stops cramping get back to us.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 2:52:23 PM   
Saratov


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i want to clean the carbon out of my engine anything i can pour into the carb to do this?



Hydrogen peroxide, should bond with the carbon turning into CO2 and Hydrogen gas. 

Maybe  

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 2:58:16 PM   
Oumae


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Oumae

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 3:01:03 PM   
Saratov


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How do I find my very own subbie here in KS?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 3:01:46 PM   
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How can we get people to read a post and get the gist of how to follow it?

Oumae


Oh. I am bad. Didn't I read and follow the instructions? I have such a short attention span that even my owner gives up sometimes. He never stops watching me...he just gives up sometimes when I don't seem to have a clue and don't have enough play money to buy one.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 3:18:49 PM   
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How do I get blood spots out of natural fibres? (the real answer is soaking it in milk by the way)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 3:20:58 PM   
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How do I get blood spots out of natural fibres? (the real answer is soaking it in milk by the way)

J


If you are only spotting, you need to cut deeper for a more uniform flow.

The snow season is now over. What should I do with my snow blower?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 3:30:49 PM   
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The snow season is now over. What should I do with my snow blower?

Use it in GoddessDustyGold's lawn to propel the neighbor's dog's "presents" back to the neighbor's yard.

How do I get men to stop staring at my cleavage?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 3:48:15 PM   
wytchywoman


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How do I get men to stop staring at my cleavage?


Blindfold them and then declare that you've turned into a Domme/Domina/Dominatrix/Goddess?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 3:58:51 PM   
Daddysredhead


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But where is your question?  After dispensing knowledge, it's your turn to ask the masses....  (*waiting in anticipation*)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 4:01:18 PM   
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Cute, Wytchy...  lol

But where is your question?  After dispensing knowledge, it's your turn to ask the masses....  (*waiting in anticipation*)


Oh damn! I warned all of you that I had a short attention span. Okay...here is my question

Why does my dominant leer at me when I say "I don't like that...I don't wanna even do that"?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 4:16:21 PM   
BreakingGlass


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I am tempted by the fruit of another, but he's a dingleberry grower.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 4:57:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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How do I get a slave


Well first you need sperm and an egg...


I have a blood stain on my carpet, how do I get rid of it?


Guage, something tells me you need a french maid not a slave!! First the toliet bowl and now this??

Sorry for the hijack...Back to our original programing...

Oh and I missed the window washing. (I'm too short to wash windows, anyway!)

Cin

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My Karma Account is huge, but I just can't seem to make a withdrawal!!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:02:18 PM   
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I am tempted by the fruit of another, but he's a dingleberry grower.  What should I do?



Give in to temptation.

I found out my co-workers are throwing me a surprise birthday party and I hate the idea. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:02:25 PM   
Vancouver_cinful


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A friend wants to try out needle play on me and he's a newbie. What should I do?

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My Karma Account is huge, but I just can't seem to make a withdrawal!!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:03:57 PM   
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I found out my co-workers are throwing me a surprise birthday party and I hate the idea. What should I do?


Tell them it's your master's birthday instead.

Should I do needle play with a newbie?

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My Karma Account is huge, but I just can't seem to make a withdrawal!!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:06:53 PM   
wytchywoman


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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful


Guage, something tells me you need a french maid not a slave!! First the toliet bowl and now this??

Sorry for the hijack...Back to our original programing...

Oh and I missed the window washing. (I'm too short to wash windows, anyway!)

Cin

 Now that is funny!


LMA0! But that is just me. Cinful...I think you're cute. And I am not bi so I'm not hitting on you. Now that the mods approved my modified profile, I should just slink away


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:12:22 PM   
wytchywoman


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Should I do needle play with a newbie?


Only if you like to hear newbies scream and beg for their Momma. LMAO.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:16:02 PM   
windy135


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Status: offline 		Needle play yes..  how about making a cute needle pointed pillow case with a precious moments theme.. 

I'm at the store.  paper or plastic?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:18:46 PM   
Vancouver_cinful


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Status: offline 		Plastic. You can always use it as a hood!

Should I start an ant farm?

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My Karma Account is huge, but I just can't seem to make a withdrawal!!

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