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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 5:21:58 PM

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Guage, something tells me you need a french maid not a slave!! First the toliet bowl and now this??

Sorry for the hijack...Back to our original programing...

Oh and I missed the window washing. (I'm too short to wash windows, anyway!)

Cin

Now that is funny!

LMA0! But that is just me. Cinful...I think you're cute. And I am not bi so I'm not hitting on you. Now that the mods approved my modified profile, I should just slink away

Well heck...he has rust stains in the bathroom, dirty windows, and blood in the carpet...Hmm...maybe a french maid is a bad idea, maybe we should send a CSI unit over?

No slinking away! You're cute too, and I ain't bi either. LOL

NOW, should I start an ant farm???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 6:11:29 PM

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Yes...just leave sugar out in your cupboards and some small toy tractors and you're set...don't forget to file for your agricultural credit on your property taxes.

Should I explore electrical play with lotus?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 6:23:16 PM

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Sure, and why not try to give her a perm, and save money at the hair salon??

Should I actually get off the forums for a few hours, or stay glued to this chair?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 6:26:44 PM

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Stay glued...in fact Gorilla Glue works great, though it does expand after a few hours...just scrape the expanded glue off while still wet.

Should I help my ex move her belongings out or just allow her friends to and stay out of the way?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 6:42:05 PM

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nah, just put them in a pile and use them to start a bon fire.

What should i do to get over my fear of the dark?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 8:09:59 PM

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You should paint your whole house in glow in the dark paint.. everything, tv, fridge, cat, significant other, ooo and wear one of those cool flashlight on your head thins.

Should I accept a booty call that I got tonight?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 8:12:04 PM

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Yes, and you should tell him to invite three more friends and bring a video recorder.

Should I muzzle my dog to stop her incessant barking at the cars going by my house all night?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 8:35:33 PM

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No, it's much more effective to ball-gag a dog with a barking problem. They actually enjoy it when accompanied by a few good swats on the rump.

Ive not been to the beauty parlor since 1980. I have big blonde disco hair. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 8:40:38 PM

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Ive not been to the beauty parlor since 1980. I have big blonde disco hair. What should I do?

I feel rather guilty for answering this one since it's a no brainer ... it's time to shave your head.

Should pimples be popped or left alone?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 8:42:59 PM

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Wait...fashion is cyclical and big disco hair will be "in" again shortly....this way you can be ahead of the curve.

My cat won't stop frigging with the door of the cassette deck, what should I do to make her stop?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 8:55:48 PM

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put cat nip on your ankel and let the cat frig your leg.......
should i get a new toaster or just keep on useing the oven lol

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 8:59:09 PM

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just get a tub or crisco and give yourself a facial.
should i dye my hair blond

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:05:35 PM

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just get a tub or crisco and give yourself a facial.
should i dye my hair blond

Just the roots.

How do I get my kids to stop coming in to sleep in my bed during the night?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:17:09 PM

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How do I get my kids to stop coming in to sleep in my bed during the night?

Booby-trap your bedroom door, put thumtacks all over the floor, tell them the big, scary monster now lives under YOUR bed, and then go sleep in theirs.

What's the best way to catch bats?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:18:17 PM

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tell them if they come in your room the monster under there bed will eat them
do i have to eat my veggies

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:20:06 PM

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go into a dark cave and screem
what about the veggies

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:29:23 PM

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do i have to eat my veggies

Only if they have been genetically altered by synthetic substances or growth hormones of some sort. Don't be alarmed by the strange irridescent glow of your skin after eating them. It's ok, really...

How do I keep my German Shepherd from sniffing visitors' crotches when they come to my house?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:47:54 PM

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Warn your visitors to wash their genitals before entering the house. Dogs love icky smelling things.

How do I get my hair to grow faster?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:49:13 PM

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How do I keep my German Shepherd from sniffing visitors' crotches when they come to my house?

Rub canned dogfood on your visitor's asses...duh!

So how do I get started on writing that novel I've been playing with...

C

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 9:59:36 PM

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take your three faveret books and wright the first line from each and build your novel from there
should i shave or wax my cunt

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