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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 6:25:45 PM   
petdave


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

I have sevearl women trying to convert me, how do I prevent this from happening?


Just go with it. Women get free drinks.

i need free drinks, but i'm too ugly to pass as a woman. What should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 8:26:15 PM   
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I miss my Robert...he's out of town this week...what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 11:18:52 PM   
Gauge


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I miss my Robert...he's out of town this week...what should I do?


Sell everything you own and buy a mobile home, then there is no reason for the two of you to be seperate. Oh, and you can send the leftover money to me.

I think I may be getting sick. My throat is scratchy and I have sniffles. What should I do to prevent getting sick?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 11:31:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		 A trip to a low down dirty biker bar should suffice. Just swagger up to the bar and begin to chug a few of biggest guy's drinks. Once you wake up in that comfy hospital bed, you'll get plenty of rest and you can be sure the IV will be pumping you full of Phizer's finest antibiotics. Wallah,  sure to nip right in the bud!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 12:54:34 AM   
szobras


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Status: offline 		Hmmm, seems like I failed to cut and paste part of my response, what can I do to prevent this from happening again?

< Message edited by szobras -- 6/5/2007 12:55:02 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 2:58:13 PM   
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How can I get ink stains out of my persian rug?  If I can't what should I do to hide it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 3:12:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: earthycouple


How can I get ink stains out of my persian rug?  If I can't what should I do to hide it?



It is almost impossible to get stains out of persian rugs. The fur is so fine, the ink just sinks right in. What you should do, is buy and skin a Himalayan instead. You will find the fur equally soft and fun to walk on. Siamese rugs are no comparison, because even though the pretty dark markings are similar over face, tail and feet, the fur is just too short and tickley.


I believe someone has been peeking into my bedroom window. Although I don't really mind the audience, I don't think they should get a free show. What is the best way to make this skulker pay?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 3:16:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ink can be a tough one. Perhaps a little hair of the dog is in order. I would suggest going to your local fishmonger for live octopuss.. (Get the expensive one.) and a persian cat. There should be one hanging around there someplace. Some humiliation play with the words"Suck it up" as you rub Henry's face in it. If that don't work, train the cat to stay.

I can't keep the cats out of my sandbox, even with a lock lid. What should I do?


< Message edited by szobras -- 6/5/2007 3:24:44 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 3:22:05 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		install a blind on the outside that only opens when he inserts a fiver.

How can I find a good sub...with all these fakers running around (according to ol, mike and his two wonderful threads)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 8:26:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Seek out the nearest Slave Depot where you live and talk to a slaesperson. Give him a list of what your looking for and make your selection of what is available and get a certificate of authenticity before bringing the perfect sub home with you.


With all the expert forgeries flooding the market, how can I guarantee I will be claimed by a honest and twue Dom?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 8:31:32 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		well I'm the only one, of course...come home with me.  I might even let you sleep in the same room with my slave...


how do I quit flirting with gay men?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 8:33:30 PM   
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I met a cute grrl, who, after several im's tells me she is a he... problem is, the damage has already been done, and I still wouldn't mind getting to know him. So, how to I turn hetero?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 8:35:05 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

well I'm the only one, of course...come home with me.  I might even let you sleep in the same room with my slave...

how do I quit flirting with gay men?

Get a sex change and become a hetero man.

Same question as above.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 8:35:14 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		lmao....take a ride on the leprechaun express once..that'll do it for ya, baby (lmao can't even type this with a straight face....I don't have sex with slaves *usually*)

last question still stands....need to stop flirting with gay men....

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 8:50:45 PM   
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Whats the best way to break in a virgin sub?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 8:55:13 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Take the sub out to deep waters and let it sink. That's what they are supposed to do after all...

Hmm... I'm thinking I don't want to go completely hetero... bi seems like a good option... how do I become bi?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 9:01:07 PM   
CrimsonMoan


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I am going to a costume party and I need costume ideas.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/5/2007 9:09:29 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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I feel very self concious eating bananas in a crowd. How do I stop that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/6/2007 7:41:09 AM   
Gauge


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I feel very self concious eating bananas in a crowd. How do I stop that?


Separate the bananas so they are not such a crowd... then enjoy! Just don't eat the dancin' banana... you might get possessed.

I am running out of cough drops. Is there anything I can make from normal household items for a homemade remedy?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/6/2007 7:47:08 AM   
CrimsonMoan


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Status: offline 		old cooking oil sugar and vinegar mixed together work quite well.

I get aroused when getting tattooed where should i get my next one and how big?

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