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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/2/2007 8:14:03 PM   
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I'm trying to get limber enough to put my feet behind my head.  Any advice on speeding up the process?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/2/2007 8:19:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Get a submissive switch to draw you a bath to soak in and the after an hour get out of the tub. Have the sub grab your feet and help you put them behind your head.

How do I stop flirting with someone I can't have?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/2/2007 11:06:22 PM   
Mikal


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My muscles are very sore... how do I get them relaxed and pain free?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/3/2007 2:04:02 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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I really like all the socks I own that have holes in them, but everyone says I should throw them away. How do I keep my holy socks, but not have people on my case about them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/3/2007 4:11:48 PM   
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im looking for an apartment in boston..but it seems like no one wants to live with me..what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/3/2007 4:59:45 PM   
Mikal


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I'm tired of the humidity, how do I get rid of it?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/3/2007 5:43:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Mikal



I'm tired of the humidity, how do I get rid of it?



Trying hanging several smoked mackerel from your curtains using clothes pegs.

I've forgotten who I am, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/3/2007 5:53:42 PM   
MommyMyrina


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I'm new, and want to make a good impression on CollarMe. How should I do that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/3/2007 6:15:54 PM   
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I gave some advice on how to be popular and now i may be in trouble, how can i prevent and repercussions from my advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/3/2007 9:22:45 PM   
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I gave some advice on how to be popular and now i may be in trouble, how can i prevent and repercussions from my advice?


You can't. Go play with a plugged-in toaster in the bathrub.

I shined a laser pointer out my window and now the SWAT team is outside, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/3/2007 11:58:18 PM   
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I just remembered I have a corporate job interview in the morning, and lost my voice, any suggestions?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 9:11:17 AM   
Gauge


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I just remembered I have a corporate job interview in the morning, and lost my voice, any suggestions?


Give your presentation anyway. When the corporate bigwigs begin looking quizzically at you because your lips are moving but no sound is coming out, get very frustrated and cry. Corporate bigwigs love people who cry and you will get a promotion.

My son needs a car. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 9:41:13 AM   
szobras


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I am spending way too much time on CM, what should I do?





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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 11:02:36 AM   
Gauge


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I am spending way too much time on CM, what should I do?


There is no such thing as "too much time on CM." I would suggest that you aren't spending enough time on CM. Real-life will always be there when you are ready for it.

My nose hairs are tickling the inside of my nose. I trim them but they grow back with a vengeance. What can I do to rid myself of this annoyance.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 11:50:21 AM   
tatangel


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Status: offline 		May I suggest a flame thrower? Nasty hairs gone forever! I think my nieghbor is stealing my electricity through the outside plugs. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 2:53:31 PM   
Gauge


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I think my nieghbor is stealing my electricity through the outside plugs. What should I do?


Turn your house inside out so the outside plugs are inside. Problem solved.

I think my neighbor is spying on me. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 4:06:21 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Play "I Spy With My Little Eye" in your neighbours wife... make sure you take pics and send them to your neighbour, so he'll be sure to know that his wife needs more attention than you do.

Hmm... I'm not completely certain that this is bad advise... How do I ensure that future advise will be bad?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 4:13:53 PM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		channel a troll before you give advice next time. that'll be sure to be bad advice and start a flame war.

i've started a fire and its so bright and pretty. i don't want to put it out but i'm sure i should. what do i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 5:38:43 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Roast marshmallows. That way, the fire is being put to good use, and there's no reason to put it out.

How do I convince a fellow that he'd be better off as a woman?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/4/2007 6:13:32 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Drug the friend unconscious, kidnap him and the fly to Switzerland and bribe a doctor there to do a sex change operation on your friend. Then he'll find out from first hand experience.


I have sevearl women trying to convert me, how do I prevent this from happening?

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