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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 8:31:15 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Can't. Sorry. I want to sleep with her (and you!) too...

Ok people. Put your thinking caps on and come up with a good way for D~ and I to get together with softness.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 11:37:33 PM   
Gauge


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Ok people. Put your thinking caps on and come up with a good way for D~ and I to get together with softness.


Getting D~ and I and softness together is easy.. you don't use spaces. D~Isoftness. Any questions?

I might be getting a cat. I would like to know what I should do to make the cat's stay more enjoyable.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 2:10:50 AM   
m0rgan


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i am too attractive, how can i stop that?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 11:20:54 AM   
ready4srvce4all


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I'm addicted to chewing gum.  Please, how do I quit?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 12:02:07 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Start smoking. Soon, your taste buds will whither and die, and you will no longer be able to taste the chewing gum.

I need naught ideas for playing with wee leprechauns.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 5:16:09 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		first dont' start him smoking Mikal...sheesh, woman!

Ask the leprechaun...I'm sure he will tell you the best ways to be naughty.

I can't start a thread anyone really likes...what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 5:57:49 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Stop trying... or make a wish upon a leprechauns butt .

Ok. First attempt at naughty idea mooching were shot down... next?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 6:01:20 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		lol stop trying is probably a good idea.  And such a cute little butt it is!

I want to paint a couple rooms in my house.  Too lazy to do it.  And let's pretend I have no slave for the job

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 6:27:17 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Leave several cans of pain open. Open all of your windows. Bugs will fly in, inspect the paint, get covered in it, and hit your walls repeatedly trying to get the paint off. After several hours, your walls should be done!

How do I leave the freshly made oatmeal chocolate chunk cookies alone? They were supposed to last the month....


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 6:30:57 PM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		get a leprechaun to hide em for you...then send him to me so he won't give away the secret.


How do I convince my husband that we need more excitement in the bedroom?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 8:43:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Invite a few bansidhes over for tea


I ahve a few bansidhes who are pestering me, how do I get rid of them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 8:50:21 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Eat a few pounds of re-fried beans, a full pot of chilli, and a couple of heads of turnips. Guaranteed results. But you may need to buy a new house...

HELP! Beargonewild's house has exploded due to gas fumes... how can we help?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/29/2007 11:35:55 PM   
DementedGirl


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Status: offline 		Let's build him one made of straw and mud. I'm not a general contractor, but I sure do know my straw and mud.

I am trying to win on a certain post.. any suggestions on how?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/30/2007 9:30:44 AM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		simple, just kill off all the other posters on that thread and voila, you win!


I just gave advice to bump a bunch of people off, how do I avoid being charged for aiding and abetting murder?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/30/2007 11:08:51 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Bump off all of the judges as well.. no judges = no one to judge you as an accessory.

North Bay is on it's way to becoming as lawless as the Wild West... how do we get them there fancy cowboys up here to re-instate law & order?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/30/2007 2:15:55 PM   
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North Bay is on it's way to becoming as lawless as the Wild West... how do we get them there fancy cowboys up here to re-instate law & order?


Have them petition the local television station to begin running Law & Order.


It is a bit warm in my apartment. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/2/2007 12:57:02 PM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		Can I suggest cutting holes in your apartment walls as a good energy saving alternative to AirCon? I can also banish the myth that leaving your refrigerator door open is a good option as rats can get in and eat your food. Also a law about thermodynamics and fridges comes into play.

I left my fridge door open to cool my apartment but now the only thing in my fridge to eat is frozen rat. How should I prepare a meal for one containing rat meat? If I had an egg I could at least make rat omelette but no, so what can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/2/2007 1:07:11 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Roast the skinned rat slowly on a rotisserie over a bed of hot charcoal. Rats are too short for the usual chicken skewers. A good alternative is a well lubricated butt plug. If you don't have one small enough, go immediately to your local sex toy emporium and ask to buy a butt plug that a rat will fit over. Be sure to sign up to be on their mailing list, while you are there. They will SURELY want to keep in contact with YOU!


HELP! I am not getting sex for the past few weeks, and I am afraid that my equipment may grow rusty with disuse. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/2/2007 1:35:47 PM   
tatangel


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Status: offline 		Apply 4-in-1 oil liberally over the affected area. No rust or squeaking! I have several gay houseguests. How should I make them feel at home?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/2/2007 3:05:11 PM   
softness


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Status: offline 		call the National Front ... they do a really nice welcome party for gays

i had a party by mistake last night ... now my house is trashed again afetr almost a week of cleaning it up .. what shopuld i do?

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