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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 10:49:49 AM   
Gauge


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Do you think I could be held as an accessory to murder for my last post?


Not at all. You are the victim here. You were asked something and you answered, if the person you answered follows the advice then they didn't read the rules on  page one.

I might have to have surgery on my thumb. How can I avoid it without amputating anything?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 11:24:20 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 1:37:32 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Whhooopps! Someone didn't ask a question for advice.

How can we make sure everyone remembers to ask the advice question? **grins**

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 1:39:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Advice please.   I have an almost paralyzing fear of insects. How can I overcome this fear?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 1:41:51 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Vacation in Florida this summer. What are the odds of seeing any insects here?

I want to cut back on my sugar consumption, but candy is just so addictive. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 1:45:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: nyrisa
I want to cut back on my sugar consumption, but candy is just so addictive. What should I do?


using a 5 lb bag of sugar, make a batch of caramel and eat it all in 10 minutes; you'll not want sugar for years

Ma'am is gone out of state for 3 weeks and i'm utterly lost and depressed and afraid She'll not make it back (rationality has no effect)... what am i to do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 1:53:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Ma'am is gone out of state for 3 weeks and i'm utterly lost and depressed and afraid She'll not make it back (rationality has no effect)... what am i to do?



Use the time while she is gone to turn your home into a shrine devoted to her. Burn candles and offerings to her three times a day. Email her hourly so she will know you are thinking of her. Walk only backwards until she returns, to demonstrate that you refuse to go forward through life without her. (and if all else fails, come snuggle with a redhead. *G*)


I have sometimes wished I was bisexual, but I just don't have those leanings. What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 1:57:04 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Fake it.  Men don't care if you're really bi-sexual or not.  They just like the visual.  (Oh, this was supposed to be poor advice.  My bad.)
 
I'm getting a bit discouraged for My search for a submissive.  Whatever shall I do?  (This is probably the only place I can post that one without getting flamed  <laughs>)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 2:03:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I'm getting a bit discouraged for My search for a submissive.  Whatever shall I do?  (This is probably the only place I can post that one without getting flamed  <laughs>)


kidnap a Ds couple and tie them in the basement, wait for them to develop Stockholme's Syndrome... voila, two submissives

i'm horribly horny and masturbation is getting old, i'm not going to be unfaithful but i'm addicted to a thread that is driving me nuts... what can i do?


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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 2:20:22 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Shut off the computer and write Ma'am a poem.  In turn, you'll get so horny, that you'll masterbate like mad, spraining your wrist, and you won't be able to do it again for six weeks.  Problem solved.
 
It's too hot not to run the air conditioner, but My feet get cold when it's on.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 5:41:13 PM   
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My hair keeps clogging the shower drain what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 5:44:44 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: naughtygirlWa
My hair keeps clogging the shower drain what should i do?



3 options: 1) shave 2) stop bathing 3) shower here, i'll deal with it

my imaginary friend no longer believes in me, what shall i do?


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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 6:24:42 PM   
LadyPact


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I always get lost going to events out of town.  What can I do?
 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 7:14:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Duh. Don't go to any events! 

I made dinner for myself, but others are now helping themselves (cretins didn't want to help with dinner... they weren't hungery)... how do I get them to buzz off so I can have my dinner?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 10:30:07 PM   
LadyPact


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I need to spend all night up and most of the CM posters have gone to bed.  What will I do for entertainment?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2007 10:32:49 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2007 12:10:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

 
I need to spend all night up and most of the CM posters have gone to bed.  What will I do for entertainment?

Create a fake account and send a bunch of random people some really random mail.
I have to do a 2.5 hr drive and have no radio. How should i keep myself awake?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2007 6:17:17 AM   
Mikal


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My dog is snoring so loud that I can hear her through my earplugs. What can I do to lessen her noise so I can sleep?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2007 1:44:47 PM   
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I need to take a day off work to get something in my house fixed. I don’t want to use up my holiday allowance and I never take time off sick as it’s a sign of weakness. How can I maintain my spotless sickness record and not use up holidays on odd jobs?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2007 2:09:48 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Get a job with a terrible schedule like Mine that rotates and makes you work occassional weekends.  The benefit to it is that you get a lot of days off during the week when others are working to get those kinds of things done.  Unfortunately, now you have to work weekends when the good play parties are happening, and some of your BDSM life now has to be lived via the net.
 
I really need to go take a nap for work tonight, putting a movie "On Demand" to fall asleep to.  Unfortunately, I don't know how to program the remote.  What should I do?

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