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CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 1:53:34 PM)
quote: I'm out of cool whip for my pie, what should I do? Try lard instead... I need to change the oil in my car but don't want to do it, now what? C

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 5:19:22 PM)
quote: I need to change the oil in my car but don't want to do it, now what? Changing oil in your car is a fallacy that has been perpetrated on the public by the oil companies. Oil will last much, much, much longer than they say it will. Every 50,000 miles or so should be just fine. Be sure to check it at 25,000 miles though, you may be down a quart or so. I am getting interference on my cable TV... is there anything I can do to try to eliminate it?

nikaa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 5:24:06 PM)
quote: I am getting interference on my cable TV... is there anything I can do to try to eliminate it? Get the neighbor girl with the braces to come over have her climb up onto the roof and attach a wire from her braces to your t.v. She will be your human antenea! My back hurts any advice? Nika{Phoenix}

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 5:26:03 PM)
quote: My back hurts any advice? Sign up for a gymnastic class which specializes in teaching back hand springs. That should limber you up. I'm getting pain in my hands from typing too much. Should I take a break from the forums?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 5:33:11 PM)
quote: I'm getting pain in my hands from typing too much. Should I take a break from the forums? Not at all. Take pain killers. Pain killers are best when taken with alcohol, so down a bottle of scotch also. Do I really have to oil my mustache and beard trimmer?

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 8:23:38 PM)
no of course not! pulling your beard out one hair at a time makes you more virile ... I am thinking of getting a tattoo, any suggestions of what I should get and where??

quietkitten -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 8:24:39 PM)
sigh.....

siouxie -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 8:44:05 PM)
definitely the name of your current lover, in large font, across your chest. or for real individuality - a barcode on the back of the neck. the brakes on my pushbike need replacing, but i don't have the time. any quick fixes?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 9:30:31 PM)
quote: the brakes on my pushbike need replacing, but i don't have the time. any quick fixes? Stick your hands in the spokes of the wheel, that should slow you down. I keep getting an urge for a chilidog. No place is open now... what can I do?

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 10:36:28 PM)
Take a brick and a doggie bag...take out. I wish that I made $500/month more than I do now... C

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 10:36:52 PM)
Grab your neighbors dog and stick him in the freezer for awhile. My life is fabulous. I still have no problems. What CAN I do?

chainedupnick -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 10:40:54 PM)
Gauge: I keep getting an urge for a chilidog. No place is open now... what can I do? take a stray dog for a walk in Antarctica. voila! chilly dog. I have to pay rent on my storage locker today... what should i do?

chainedupnick -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/30/2006 10:44:03 PM)
C: I wish that I made $500/month more than I do now... Threaten your boss at gunpoint to give you a raise... or else. Takethiswaltz: My life is fabulous. I still have no problems. What CAN I do? Sell all your belongings and become a monk in India.. that'll be a nice change, ya? me: I have to pay rent on my storage locker today... what should i do?

orokana -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/1/2006 8:36:08 AM)
Sell the contents. I can't get my niece to eat anything. Any suggestions?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/1/2006 2:29:59 PM)
quote: I can't get my niece to eat anything. Any suggestions? Tell her that if she doesn't eat you will sell her entire My Little Pony collection to a glue factory. If that doesn't motivate her to eat, set her hair on fire... that will get her moving. I am really nervous right now and on the brink of a panic attack, what should I do?

orokana -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/1/2006 2:55:18 PM)
Try a nice relaxing drive through a big city. My estranged father wants to spend more time with me but I'd rather not see him, what should I do?

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/1/2006 3:20:41 PM)
well, you could invite him over, place a nice chair in your room, and he can see you while you sleep, but you won't have to see him. Hmm. OK, that was dumb. How bout just sending him pics of yourself. Or once, on Wisteria Lane, the estranged father came over and sat on the lawn while the estranged daughter painted her garage. It was sort of a visit but they didnt speak. [:D] You got a garage to paint? My dog refuses to eat anything but spaghetti and meatballs. What should i do?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/1/2006 8:48:53 PM)
Make a large supply of dog food meatballs, put them in the freezer and forget to label them for god consumption only. My unmentionables friends keep coming to see her, and they do not clean up after themselves. How should I get their attention?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/1/2006 8:50:08 PM)
dog consumption only

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/1/2006 11:12:24 PM)
quote: My unmentionables friends keep coming to see her, and they do not clean up after themselves. How should I get their attention? Crazy Glue every dirty dish or piece of trash they leave out onto their foreheads. Then, make them stand in front of a mirror for two hours and sit behind them and keep repeating, "What's wrong with this picture?" My kids are coming this weekend and I don't have anything planned... any thoughts?

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