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Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/3/2006 9:04:10 PM)
quote: That dog tied to a post down the street makes such a fuss whenever I walk by. He loves to growl at me. Strange thing though, that post he's tied to seems to be getting taller each day. What should I do? Turn him loose. Then tie yourself to the post (after all, you ARE taller than he is, so the post thing shouldn't bother you) and growl at HIM when he passes by, just so he knows how it feels to be growled at. My cat has to take some really nasty medicine that makes him vomit. How can I keep the medicine IN him?

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/3/2006 10:29:22 PM)
Take some quiet time with him, explain to him that this medicine is very important and he has to try to keep it down without vomiting. If that doesnt work, put it up his butt and hold it in with a plug. My car won't start. I think it may be out of gas. How will I put more gas in it if i can't drive it to the gas station?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/3/2006 11:14:00 PM)
quote: My car won't start. I think it may be out of gas. How will I put more gas in it if i can't drive it to the gas station? Well, first make sure it is out of gas. Open up the gas cap and look in. If it is too dark and you don't see anything use a lighter or matches for light. Then push the car to the gas station, get the gas... be sure to secure the gas can in an upright position in the trunk of the car, push the car back home and put the gas in and start it up. I forget to floss my teeth sometimes... is there a way I can remind myself?

TheShadows -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 12:21:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I forget to floss my teeth sometimes... is there a way I can remind myself? Every evening before you retire to bed, tie the appropriate length of floss to your penis, so that when you take your morning leak, it's all nice and available, even if it's a bit wet. My husband won't keep his car in the garage. How can I get him to?

yourMissTress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 12:56:44 AM)
Tell him that the boogeyman will get him if he doesn't. I have a lust for gay porn and the last person that gave me advice about it wanted me to stop...apparently thought it was a problem, anyway, how can I get more gay porn without paying for it?

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 1:06:39 AM)
Set up webcams in your gay neighbors' bedrooms...especially those still in the closet, they love the attention... How can I get MissTress to give some of the more 'entertaining' posters some of Her cookies? C

champagnewishes -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 1:13:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CERCKL How can I get MissTress to give some of the more 'entertaining' posters some of Her cookies? C With sugar and spice and everything nice....and dressed in a girl scout uniform. My best friend forgot my birthday yesterday...how should i seek retribution?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 2:50:44 AM)
Take some very compromising and uncomplimentary digital photographs of her/him. Post them on a My Space or Live Journal blog. The garbage trucks arrive early in the morning and make a fierce racket, disturbing all those naughty dreamtime fantasies. What should I do? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: champagnewishes My best friend forgot my birthday yesterday...how should i seek retribution?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 1:10:40 PM)
quote: The garbage trucks arrive early in the morning and make a fierce racket, disturbing all those naughty dreamtime fantasies. What should I do? On garbage night, blare your stereo at full volume, you won't hear the trucks. I am getting another car to replace my old one. What can I do to get my old one to sell quickly?

amativedame -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 2:08:15 PM)
Take off any make or model markings on it, in their place write the make and model of a popular luxury car. List said make and model on Ebay, and watch your old car make 20 times what its worth! On my way home today, I somehow drove through my neighbor's house on my way into the garage. Its parked in their kitchen right now. What should I do?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 2:10:12 PM)
order chinese. my home computer is casters up, what now?

Mercnbeth -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 2:18:30 PM)
quote: my home computer is casters up, what now? I don't believe this is accurate in your case, but for some (many?) here on CM, they'd be getting ready to practice Necrophilia tonight. beth needs to get new shoes (adding to her collection of 150 pair) for an event we are attending for business and I've promised and planned on going shopping with her on Saturday in the fashion district of LA. (Don't know if I want advice or sympathy.)

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 2:39:42 PM)
Leave Beth at home and YOU go try on all the shoes. Be sure to take peds with you, seriously. My wedding ring doesn't match any of my other jewelry. What should I do?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 2:46:19 PM)
Ask your Master to purchase you a new wedding ring that does match your old jewelry along with a new set of jewelry to match the ring you already have. Be sure to specify high quality gold or platnium, real diamonds, no CZs. The speed bumps on the road down to the highway keep slowing down My travel time. What should I do? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble My wedding ring doesn't match any of my other jewelry. What should I do?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 2:49:43 PM)
quote: The speed bumps on the road down to the highway keep slowing down My travel time. What should I do? Run faster to make up the time you're losing. Ok, I asked Master to buy me new jewelry and he told me to get a job! How much should I ask for professional whine tasting?

tade -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 2:57:48 PM)
Not a penny under $65,000 a year. If you don't value you then who will. I have sheets of plywood left over from last hurricane season. Wouldn't want to reuse them on the windows...that's soooo last year. Any suggestions?

knees2you -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 5:48:40 PM)
Build a Boat in case the rains come again. I have found a Treasure chest with old gold coins but I'm affraid to tell anybody. Any Suggestions? Ant[;)]

DesertRat -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 7:55:58 PM)
Turn it over to me. I'm a professional archaeologist, and I'll "make sure" they are "properly curated" in a "museum" wink I've had a particularly persistent erection for the past 10 hours. I saw on TV that this can be dangerous. What should I do?

sylphgossamer -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 7:58:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat I've had a particularly persistent erection for the past 10 hours. I saw on TV that this can be dangerous. What should I do? keep it up good and hard continuously for the next 7 days and i'm sure you'll find a cure then wink and don't believe everything you see on tv. i have this really gullible friend who is so naiive, what can i do?

DesertRat -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/4/2006 8:03:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sylphgossamer quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat I've had a particularly persistent erection for the past 10 hours. I saw on TV that this can be dangerous. What should I do? keep it up good and hard continuously for the next 7 days and i'm sure you'll find a cure then wink and don't believe everything you see on tv. i have this really gullible friend who is so naiive, what can i do? Keep loving him, in spite of his gullibility. See if he wants to buy a bridge. This erection just keeps getting worse...or better...not sure... I really need some good advice on what to do. What if it explodes?

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