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laurell3 -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:10:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight

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Immediately upon finding out that she is seeing a therapist say something along the lines of...

"Have you ever considered asking for your money back?"


It would be a fair question to anyone who would be willing to date you! HaHA



Ow!




Level -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:18:28 PM)

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DG:

You have to follow the rules...they are designed to keep you from appearing as if you were some sort of a cad.


I am going to work on this.

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julia:

This could be interesting, some of my friends are, and they are half my age.... BONUS!


julia, if I ever find myself in a room with you and some of your hawt bi girlfriens, I vow to respect you all until I am spent, and I won't ask you to fix me some scrambled eggs afterward, unless your friend is unwilling to fix them.

Hey, this gentleman stuff is pretty cool!




realwhiteknight -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:20:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3


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ORIGINAL: realwhiteknight

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Immediately upon finding out that she is seeing a therapist say something along the lines of...

"Have you ever considered asking for your money back?"


It would be a fair question to anyone who would be willing to date you! HaHA



Ow!


*giggle uncontrollably*  Well that's what he gets. [:D] No Domi's awesome, I'm only kiddin around with him.[:)]




juliaoceania -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:20:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level

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DG:

You have to follow the rules...they are designed to keep you from appearing as if you were some sort of a cad.


I am going to work on this.

quote:

julia:

This could be interesting, some of my friends are, and they are half my age.... BONUS!


julia, if I ever find myself in a room with you and some of your hawt bi girlfriens, I vow to respect you all until I am spent, and I won't ask you to fix me some scrambled eggs afterward, unless your friend is unwilling to fix them.

Hey, this gentleman stuff is pretty cool!


Another "giver" is born




domiguy -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:28:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level

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DG:

You have to follow the rules...they are designed to keep you from appearing as if you were some sort of a cad.


I am going to work on this.

quote:

julia:

This could be interesting, some of my friends are, and they are half my age.... BONUS!


julia, if I ever find myself in a room with you and some of your hawt bi girlfriens, I vow to respect you all until I am spent, and I won't ask you to fix me some scrambled eggs afterward, unless your friend is unwilling to fix them.

Hey, this gentleman stuff is pretty cool!


Fantastic!!! We are so going to be knee deep in gash!!


Very important rule on how to handle a very delicate question that is sure to come up. Proceed with caution!!!


She is at some point going to ask you about your last sub. Practice this response several times before implementing it in a real world situation.

subsusie: Domi, what did your last girlfriend look like?


Domiguy: She was beautiful, baby....But don't worry, I mean you are completely different. Besides, she moved away.




juliaoceania -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:37:26 PM)

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Fantastic!!! We are so going to be knee deep in gash!!


How come that sounds painful to me?




realwhiteknight -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:39:43 PM)

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Another "giver" is born


They're multiplying right before our eyes! [:@][:@][:(]




Level -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:40:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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Fantastic!!! We are so going to be knee deep in gash!!


How come that sounds painful to me?


Because it is painful, it's the next step up from fisting [X(]




Musicmystery -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:44:22 PM)

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Investment in Relationships


Image a Relationship Market, where you could purchase stock in a particular relationship, sell others short, trade relationships on the market, getting into and out of them as your circumstances warranted...




laurell3 -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:45:51 PM)

*whispers* Tim...we have that...it's called "the internet"




juliaoceania -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:45:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

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Investment in Relationships


Image a Relationship Market, where you could purchase stock in a particular relationship, sell others short, trade relationships on the market, getting into and out of them as your circumstances warranted...


OMG, that would be GENIUS!




Musicmystery -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:48:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: laurell3

*whispers* Tim...we have that...it's called "the internet"

Naw, that's just the place for trading email addresses with girls from Ghana hot to be instant slaves.




laurell3 -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:49:41 PM)

awwww poor men!




Musicmystery -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:50:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

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Investment in Relationships


Image a Relationship Market, where you could purchase stock in a particular relationship, sell others short, trade relationships on the market, getting into and out of them as your circumstances warranted...


OMG, that would be GENIUS!

"So...how are things at home?"
"Ah, I don't know...our stock is trading down 15..."




juliaoceania -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:55:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

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Investment in Relationships


Image a Relationship Market, where you could purchase stock in a particular relationship, sell others short, trade relationships on the market, getting into and out of them as your circumstances warranted...


OMG, that would be GENIUS!

"So...how are things at home?"
"Ah, I don't know...our stock is trading down 15..."


Then an affair would be a "hostile takeover"?




Musicmystery -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/24/2010 8:56:28 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




KatyLied -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/25/2010 4:15:53 PM)

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I do know that one shouldn't emotionally invest in people that aren't invested in me. If you boil all of those rules down, it really is all about that


That is exactly how I see. Don't over-invest, do not over-play, do not chase. Do not be desperate.




sunshinemiss -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/26/2010 6:06:04 AM)

I saw a sign...

(praise the Lord)

Don't make someone a priority who makes you an option.

The first time I saw that it was like my whole life was in front of me - friends, lovers, family... all of them made me an option.  Danged if I didn't just run on down to Wally World and get me a whole new set.  I put out the dough for the Deluxe Edition.

best,
sunshine




juliaoceania -> RE: Investment in Relationships (7/26/2010 8:45:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

I saw a sign...

(praise the Lord)

Don't make someone a priority who makes you an option.

The first time I saw that it was like my whole life was in front of me - friends, lovers, family... all of them made me an option.  Danged if I didn't just run on down to Wally World and get me a whole new set.  I put out the dough for the Deluxe Edition.

best,
sunshine


I still have the propensity to do that. In the last year or so I have been teaching myself to be more selfish with everyone. I am still practicing how to do that.




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