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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 10:16:00 AM   
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I've never heard this word before. Thanks! I think vajayjay is pretty funny too.


"Smashed crab" still makes me titter.

As does "blart".

And a mate used to refer to groups of girls out of an evening as "a shoal of Gudgeon" ... which became "gudge" in less time than it takes to type :)

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 10:25:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		This reminds me of the soft porn that was on cable in the late 80's on Canadian TV??  Cinderella, I think.  The prince went town to town humping chicks to find the girl he met and he got 'balled' lol by a woman who had a 'clamping' pussy (I believe they refer to it as the clapper).  His fairy God mother was some black dude pimp who also got laid--in his aid to find the Prince's prize pussy.

It is HILARIOUS. 

But, in any case, back to topic...my pussy (cervix) is talented that way, I guess.  It may take you a while to get in, but once relaxed and if it is goooood, you just may not cum out alive :P  I clamp down like a pitbull on a jugular. If given a few minutes (or a firehose official) all will be ok in a bit once relaxed again.

*if anyone recalls that porn (maybe it was called Fairy Tails??), let me know please.



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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 12:36:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		I guess a body part can be powerful in either a passive way or an active way. Passive power involves engendering desire, and even worship, in others. Active power involves moving, exerting pressure (however subtle and delicate) on another person's body, and causing sensations. This is a bit like the distinction between "soft power" and "hard power" in geopolitics, come to think of it.

I don't think many straight men would dispute that a vagina can be passively powerful. Most of us love vaginas and will go to considerable lengths to gain access to them. Vaginas, in a very real sense, can motivate us and control our actions. And that's power.

Vaginas can also be actively powerful. I've (fortunately) never had my dick eaten by a vagina, but it's been engulfed and ridden on occasion. The woman used her vagina to set the pace, give me sensations and of course take her own pleasure, while I lay back and let her vagina have its way with me apart from the occasional gentlemanly counterthrust. And that's power too.

When a woman lies back or bends over to be penetrated, I would say that the penis rather than the vagina is being actively powerful. If she happens to be giving orders and dictating the terms of the interaction, however, the active power of the penis is being pressed into the service of a far higher power, her dominant mind.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 1:35:38 PM   
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I think pretty much any position or situation involving penis/vagina penetration can be turned into an act of female dominance if the attitude of the woman is that way. When I was fairly sexually innocent and inexperienced, even in missionary position, I was slapping my partner in the face (while he was on top), pulling hair, choking him, gagging him, using inflatable toys, using verbal humiliation, controlling the tempo by holding his hips, you name it.

I'm reminded of a couple of the scenes in "Last Seduction" - she clearly was sexually using the guy even though he was fucking her, no?

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 3:07:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		1. My vagina is absolutely powerful. It can do amazing things, and can compel people to act above and beyond the call of duty simply for the possibility of being allowed to touch it. It can milk a man 'til his eyes roll back in his head, threaten to break bones, and drown someone if they're not careful. It puts off its own special mix of pheremones that signal when I'm turned on, it tells me when something's going on with my reproductive system, and it can bleed for days without dying. Really. Vaginas rock.

2. What's a Janice? Muppet drummer? Linus's friend with leukemia?

3. Vajayjay is a term that Oprah coined so she wouldn't have to say vagina on daytime television. I think it's cute. Of course, I'm also pretty fond of using the term "junk" to refer to genitalia in general, usually at the end of the phrase, "I'm gonna kick you in the..."

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 4:47:37 PM   
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Watch the video LNT posted in a thread called the meeting.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 5:16:17 PM   
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Edited to add: On a side note, and totally a personal pet peeve of mine. WTF is up with the word "vajayjay"???? What is wrong with a group of normally mature, intelligent adults that suddenly we have to use silly sounding words for body parts. And for the record, I also cringe at a lot of the silly things that penises get called. It makes no sense to me that people do that.


It's an awesome happy word. I love vajayjay! (at the very least it's a million times better than 'clunge'). Why should these apparently 'normally mature intelligent adults' be obliged to limit their vocabularies to clinical terms? Seems rather daft.



I don't require clinical terms - but there are other words besides "vajayjay" ... to me, it's rather daft to use something that sounds so incredibly immature. I've never heard "clunge" and for hearing it the first time, it makes me cringe just as much.

And OMG, Oprah started that horrible word??? Yet another reason for me to dislike the woman ... I had no idea.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 5:27:21 PM   
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I don't require clinical terms - but there are other words besides "vajayjay" .

Are there?

There's not a single word for vagina that doesn't make me cringe. Vagina included, actually. I've heard the platonic Mr Curious use 'mimsy' (much like Iholdthestrings, as in 'and then I kicked her in the mimsy'), which has not yet lost its comic effect for me, but it will do pretty soon and then I'll be back to hating all the words.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 5:34:12 PM   
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I don't require clinical terms - but there are other words besides "vajayjay" ... to me, it's rather daft to use something that sounds so incredibly immature.


I agree. I think we should all stick to the much more respectable term of 'growler'. Though, 'squelcher' works just as well on less formal occasions, I feel.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 5:34:26 PM   
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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 5:55:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Honestly, after working with criminals of all ages and genders, I'm far less likely to cringe at the cruder names. Names I hate: "vajayjay" (obviously), "one-eyed-willy", "crotch rocket", "spitting snake", "down there" and my absolute least favorite "virginia" (don't ask ... ). And Peon - I think that "growler" and "squelcher" can be added to that list :-P

Acceptable terms for me: genitals, dick, cock, penis, vagina, labia, cunt, twat ... and the only "immature" one that I actually use (mostly because I hate snakes and this is the one snake that I will allow in my house) "trouser snake"

I understand that it's simply my personal preference - just like there is a certain person on here who thinks that people who have colored fonts look like they are writing in crayon ... I know that no one is going to stop using it just because I don't like it. I'm just wondering what it is that makes people use the word ... I did laugh the first time I heard it ... because I thought it was a joke - I couldn't believe that people actually used that word. After seeing it on ump-teen health care request forms at work, and then coming here and seeing people use it - it just boggles my mind that it's made it's way into relatively common vernacular. To me, it's going back to the pre-pubescent, giggling-about-sex-behind-your-hands stage of life. Obviously, other people don't feel that way - and I totally don't get that.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 8:43:47 PM   
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@Lockit - We actually call it that sometimes, too. Some friends and I had this thing about "If your vagina was a cookie, what kind of cookie would it be?" (I say gingersnatch.)

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 8:51:16 PM   
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I did laugh the first time I heard it ... because I thought it was a joke - I couldn't believe that people actually used that word. After seeing it on ump-teen health care request forms at work, and then coming here and seeing people use it - it just boggles my mind that it's made it's way into relatively common vernacular. To me, it's going back to the pre-pubescent, giggling-about-sex-behind-your-hands stage of life. Obviously, other people don't feel that way - and I totally don't get that.


I think of it more like pet names than pre-pubescent embarrassing innuendo. I like your junk, so I'm going to call it by a cute name. (Not your junk, specifically, as we've not been introduced.)

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 8:54:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		What bugs me even more are people using the word 'vagina' [and christ, Oprah's to blame for 'vajayjay'?] when they mean 'labia'.

'Flaming Lips' is punk, 'Velvet Glove' is sentimental, and 'Map of Tasmania' is a new fave, and 'quim' and 'pussy' are oldies but goodies.

But 'Mark of the Beast', 'Twatwaffle' and 'Cocksocket' are right out.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 9:04:21 PM   
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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 9:19:55 PM   
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Elsewhere it was discussed that if the "LadyHib" were asex toy, it wouldbe a vagina dentata...

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 9:28:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetDommes

I don't require clinical terms - but there are other words besides "vajayjay" .

Are there?

There's not a single word for vagina that doesn't make me cringe. Vagina included, actually. I've heard the platonic Mr Curious use 'mimsy' (much like Iholdthestrings, as in 'and then I kicked her in the mimsy'), which has not yet lost its comic effect for me, but it will do pretty soon and then I'll be back to hating all the words.


How about red snapper? As a true redhead I feel justified in calling it that.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 9:48:18 PM   
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How about red snapper? As a true redhead I feel justified in calling it that.

Oh I love it!! I have one of those too!

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 10:23:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		And then there's "beaver", "carpet" "honeypot" and "clambox"  (don't like or use any of those)

In the FTM world... I've grown a bit fond of the term :"manhole" (referring to ours, not a woman's, of course)... with pubic hair earning the term "manhole cover"

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 10:52:53 PM   
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I did laugh the first time I heard it ... because I thought it was a joke - I couldn't believe that people actually used that word. After seeing it on ump-teen health care request forms at work, and then coming here and seeing people use it - it just boggles my mind that it's made it's way into relatively common vernacular. To me, it's going back to the pre-pubescent, giggling-about-sex-behind-your-hands stage of life. Obviously, other people don't feel that way - and I totally don't get that.


I think of it more like pet names than pre-pubescent embarrassing innuendo. I like your junk, so I'm going to call it by a cute name. (Not your junk, specifically, as we've not been introduced.)


Ah, but that would be a different story if you were calling a specific person's body parts by a pet name and not referring to that body part in general. It might still make me cringe, but it wouldn't be in the same class as when people use it to refer to said body part in general/on everyone/etc.

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