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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 10:58:44 PM

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OK terms aside (though I quite like sugar bowl and I loved the term sweet honey in the rock until I realised it was the name of an amazing group of black women singers whom I subsequently saw in concert twice!) ... getting back to the OQ ... no, My vagina doesn't eat dick ... no teeth! However it does a pretty good job of clamping one in place and attempting to drown it! Does that count?

As to the power thing ... takes Me back to a joke I first saw years ago ... little girl and boy both with their pants down doing the "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" thing. The little boy is quite proud of his 'outie' but the little girl says ' my Mum says that with one of these (pointing to her 'innie' ... I can get one of them any time I like!' Out of the mouths of babes ...

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PS Are those terms on SD's hate list??

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/20/2011 11:01:38 PM

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Actually, I've not heard either phrase in your first paragraph - although I have heard it called a honey pot ... which isn't quite cringe worthy, but close.

As for the "innie/outie" thing ... eh - that's what they are. One is internal, one is external ... *shrugs* that goes on the 'acceptable' list

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 11:02:16 AM

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'Map of Tasmania' is a new fave

Certainly lends itself to some creative innuendo. My fingers moved slowly from Hobart towards Launceston, hardly impeded at all by the dense, moist rainforest...

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 11:16:28 AM

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 12:56:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: Reform

This is one of those times I love objectification. If he's got no control over what's happening, and I'm the one fucking him (with my vagina), then how does he have any power? He is a rod, an instrument, a device that I'm using for my pleasure. I cum on him, leave him messy and wanting. That's power, not simply having a protruding body part.

See, now that was horny.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 12:58:30 PM

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I am not a Domme but I have always felt my pussy power.

How else can we explain men wanting to be in there so much?

I've always thought of that as passive rather than active power, SR . . . Though not at all a power to be taken lightly.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 1:04:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

My vagina is definitely powerful. It bends spoons like Uri Gellar, although it does it better than him because it makes them spell out rude words rather than just bend them in half. It has a smutty sense of humour, does my vajayjay. Unsurprising though really considering the life it leads.

I think it also might be a bit telepathic, but I haven't properly tested that hypothesis yet.

VC is a bad, bad, bad influence on you, CS.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 1:08:15 PM

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This is one of those times I love objectification. If he's got no control over what's happening, and I'm the one fucking him (with my vagina), then how does he have any power? He is a rod, an instrument, a device that I'm using for my pleasure. I cum on him, leave him messy and wanting. That's power, not simply having a protruding body part.

See, now that was horny.

Thy rod and thy staff;
They comfort me...

Lo, that I stick it in the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil.......

Reverend Ron, of the church of Jesus Christ!!! What's happenin' now??

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 1:17:16 PM

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Thy rod and thy staff;
They comfort me...

Lo, that I stick it in the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil.......

Reverend Ron, of the church of Jesus Christ!!! What's happenin' now??

*Sob* - That was beautiful, Ron, beautiful . . . .

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 2:22:39 PM

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Lake Pedder/Hobart/Lake Pedder/Hobart/Lake Pedder/Hobart, OUSE OUSE OUSE oooOOOOOOOH, New Norfolk!
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'Map of Tasmania' is a new fave

Certainly lends itself to some creative innuendo. My fingers moved slowly from Hobart towards Launceston, hardly impeded at all by the dense, moist rainforest...

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 3:00:19 PM

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My vagina is eight miles wide... I can eat a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agfhgn1_yKE

I'd actually like to think my power is between my ears... but then some think I am crazy... that can be powerful too I guess. I'm flexible.

Duly forwarded to all my female friends. Excellent.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 3:13:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

And note the RAPE-aXe; what a cool invention :)

Truly bloody nightmarish, RF. Jeez. I hope those devices aren't *too* comfy for the woman to wear. I would hope that a woman would actually remember that she's got one of those inside her come the wedding night with the man of her dreams.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 3:47:31 PM

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Some vaginas eat things besides dick. Or even cucumbers. Who knew..?

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 5:09:48 PM

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I guess a body part can be powerful in either a passive way or an active way. Passive power involves engendering desire, and even worship, in others. Active power involves moving, exerting pressure (however subtle and delicate) on another person's body, and causing sensations. This is a bit like the distinction between "soft power" and "hard power" in geopolitics, come to think of it.

I don't think many straight men would dispute that a vagina can be passively powerful. Most of us love vaginas and will go to considerable lengths to gain access to them. Vaginas, in a very real sense, can motivate us and control our actions. And that's power.

Vaginas can also be actively powerful. I've (fortunately) never had my dick eaten by a vagina, but it's been engulfed and ridden on occasion. The woman used her vagina to set the pace, give me sensations and of course take her own pleasure, while I lay back and let her vagina have its way with me apart from the occasional gentlemanly counterthrust. And that's power too.

When a woman lies back or bends over to be penetrated, I would say that the penis rather than the vagina is being actively powerful. If she happens to be giving orders and dictating the terms of the interaction, however, the active power of the penis is being pressed into the service of a far higher power, her dominant mind.

Yep, yep . . . and yep. I think the last para clinches it (no pun intended): I should think that the knee-jerk reaction to the question 'If a man's entering a woman in the missionary position, or she's bent over, is this male-dominant sex?' would be 'Yes. Only if she's on top could it be female-dominant'. But the true answer would be: "It depends: whose mind is dominating?".

Wow. Jeez. If she were demanding that I do it on top or behind her, and if she were in control of the 'how much' and the 'for how long'. . . then of course her vagina's using my cock.

And that's immensely horny. I've never actually thought of entering a dominant woman from behind before with the mindset of one serving. But you can be sure I'll be thinking of it now. Heh.

Lockit: your view is vindicated. The mind is the more powerful organ.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/21/2011 5:11:20 PM

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Some vaginas eat things besides dick. Or even cucumbers. Who knew..?

I wonder what the biggest . . .

No, I don't. I think maybe I don't want to know.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/22/2011 12:52:18 PM

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'Map of Tasmania' is a new fave

Certainly lends itself to some creative innuendo. My fingers moved slowly from Hobart towards Launceston, hardly impeded at all by the dense, moist rainforest...

Massive earthquakes and flooding across Tasmania, but little man in boat deliriously happy, local media report.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/22/2011 3:26:58 PM

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What bugs me even more are people using the word 'vagina' when they mean 'labia'.

No, we mean Vagina, and will grant that the labia is a part of the structure. At least the following descriptions are what I learned in school, but that has been a while. If there is a new description that is widespread/accepted, I've not heard, nor read.
The Vagina= http://women.webmd.com/picture-of-the-vagina

http://www.online-medical-dictionary.org/omd.asp?q=vagina[VaginaThe genital canal in the female, extending from the uterus to the vulva. (Stedman, 25th ed)]

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vagina Etymology: L, sheath the part of the female genitalia that forms a canal from the orifice through the vestibule to the uterine cervix. It is behind the bladder and urethra and in front of the rectum. In the adult woman the anterior wall of the vagina is about 7 cm long, and the posterior wall is about 9 cm long.

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/vagina

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But 'Mark of the Beast', 'Twatwaffle' and 'Cocksocket' are right out.

Dislike these as well.

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/22/2011 3:35:12 PM

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Yes, the medical definition as above excludes the labia from the vagina; the vagina is internal only, from the vaginal opening on up; no lips!

Do you have a preferred pet name for one's, er, pet? :-)
Lots of us call the clitoris 'There', as in, 'THERE! There, There, oh, yes, right There!' ;-)

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RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? - 2/22/2011 4:00:21 PM

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Certainly lends itself to some creative innuendo. My fingers moved slowly from Hobart towards Launceston, hardly impeded at all by the dense, moist rainforest...
Massive earthquakes and flooding across Tasmania, but little man in boat deliriously happy, local media report.

Lol! Save the rainforest! Eat a beaver! Little man in boat deliriously happy!

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RE: Does Your Vagina Enjoy the D*ck? - 2/22/2011 4:00:40 PM

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The temple, LOL; More frequently, the pussy.

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E.T.A. I really didn't like the title "does your vagina eat dick?" It doesn't sound particularly lady friendly to me. It may just be moi, but it makes me think of men who behave, as if they fear that a woman possesses one, and that they may lose themselves upon entering one.

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