SylvereApLeanan
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Joined: 11/1/2007 From: Hell Status: offline
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There are days when I really wish the forums had buttons for automated responses like we have for CMail. A comment by LadyPact on the I Admit thread brought to mind those humorous form letters you've seen floating around the internet. If I wrote a form letter to apply to some of the silly/inane/stupid posts I've seen in my 3.5 years here, I'd start with these: "S/he isn't that into you; move on." "No, that isn't poly or D/s (M/s), it's cheating." "Take the D/s words out of your post and ask yourself the same question." "Why are you posting on a message board when you should be talking to your partner(s)?" "No, we do not want to cater to your fetish, now go the hell away." What generic responses would you include in your form letter? Make them pithy, funny, snarky or whatever you like. Just have fun with it.
< Message edited by SylvereApLeanan -- 5/23/2011 12:20:41 PM >
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Sylverë Dark Muse 30 Fluffy Points Grumpy Cat is my spirit animal. Shadow Governess & Mean Girl "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."— The Doctor
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