RE: The worst Dom you've ever met

Join Our Community

Collarchat.com

Home Login Search

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Submissive >> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met

Page: << < prev 15 16 [17] 18 19 next > >>

Login

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/5/2012 9:11:23 AM

Posts: 14413
Joined: 7/1/2005
From: United States
Status: offline

I think I still hold the record for the worst pick up line ever:

"Hi, I'm a can of corn."

_____________________________

Give a girl the right shoes and she will conquer the world. ~ Marilyn Monroe

The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude

(in reply to tiggerspoohbear)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/5/2012 11:11:14 AM

Posts: 14805
Joined: 8/8/2010
Status: offline

First email from a man 400 plus miles away:

Him: hi let talk please i have alot that i can offer you.

Me: When are you moving to my state?

Him: you can moved in with me. i have a great job which i aDORE. I CAN TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF YOU AND SPOIL YOU TOO.

_____________________________

Curious about the "Sluts Vote" avatars? See http://www.collarchat.com/m_4133036/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#4133036

(in reply to OsideGirl)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/5/2012 11:35:48 AM

Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Not a dom but I just got the worst pick up line from one of those "dating sites":

Do you know CPR?

Because you made my heart stop.

I got one from here, on cm. This was his first ever message to me:

Him: Hi, do you like puppy play?

Me: No...why?

Him: Cuz I have a boner you could chew on.

I think I told him to go choke on a bonio or something...lol

_____________________________

There's nowt so queer as folk

(in reply to tiggerspoohbear)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 11:36:46 AM

hlen5

Posts: 5890
Joined: 3/2/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I think I still hold the record for the worst pick up line ever:

"Hi, I'm a can of corn."

This is just tooooo funny!

(in reply to OsideGirl)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 5:58:31 PM

Posts: 3561
Joined: 8/21/2011
Status: offline

Maybe I'm more dense than most, but I can't figure out what kind of response to, "Hi, I'm a can of corn.", he might expect that would be either funny or alluring. Can anyone help me with this? All that comes to mind is, "Well, helllooooo Kernel, can I chew on your cob?"

(in reply to hlen5)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 7:06:33 PM

Posts: 68
Joined: 11/12/2011
Status: offline

Cream or whole kernel? Sweet? Unsalted?

(in reply to Duskypearls)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 7:15:46 PM

Posts: 7229
Joined: 1/7/2007
Status: offline

I used to be pretty bad, but for all you who think "on your knees slut" and the ilk dont work...they do.

(in reply to BouncyBoo)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 7:18:56 PM

Posts: 68
Joined: 11/12/2011
Status: offline

On my old screenname I got that so often I had a canned reply. (Though it may not have been on CM, it may have been a different website, now that I think about it.)

"No thanks, I'm not interested in searching for your tiny dick today."

The responses to THAT were always pretty interesting.

(in reply to SimplyMichael)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 7:22:09 PM

Posts: 9381
Joined: 8/29/2011
From: Pittston, Pennsyltucky
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I think I still hold the record for the worst pick up line ever:

"Hi, I'm a can of corn."

I don't know how big a baseball fan you are but in baseball parlance "Can of corn" means an "easy catch".

Just thought I'd help.

Peace and comfort,

Michael

_____________________________

A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to OsideGirl)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 7:27:59 PM

Posts: 9968
Joined: 2/6/2011
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta
No... When you demand a lambo and condo from someone up front like that it's standard for them to want to use the condo and car to make you available to them all the time.

Yea but whether there is a lambo or condo or not, just being a sub is about making yourself available for their use at all time. Nothing to do with the lambo or condo at all.

(in reply to Alecta)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 7:32:44 PM

Posts: 68
Joined: 11/12/2011
Status: offline

Hm, I love baseball, but I'm not sure if I've really heard that one...

quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr
I don't know how big a baseball fan you are but in baseball parlance "Can of corn" means an "easy catch".

(in reply to DaddySatyr)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 7:41:46 PM

Posts: 9381
Joined: 8/29/2011
From: Pittston, Pennsyltucky
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: BouncyBoo

Hm, I love baseball, but I'm not sure if I've really heard that one...

quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr
I don't know how big a baseball fan you are but in baseball parlance "Can of corn" means an "easy catch".

Can of Corn

< Message edited by DaddySatyr -- 10/6/2012 7:49:53 PM >

_____________________________

A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to BouncyBoo)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 7:53:11 PM

Posts: 68
Joined: 11/12/2011
Status: offline

You rock. That is really cool to know - I bet I'll hear it a lot more now that I can listen for it and know what it means. I must tune the commentators out more often than I though. I do think my normal commentators do not use it regularly, since the phrase is not setting of a deja vu alarm in my head.

(in reply to DaddySatyr)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 8:00:15 PM

Posts: 3561
Joined: 8/21/2011
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: BouncyBoo

Cream or whole kernel? Sweet? Unsalted?

I'll take a wild guess, here, and say probably pretty darned creamy, especially after being nibbled off that hard cob, double entendre intended! Nibble/niblet, get it?

Oh Lawd, I'll never look at corn on the cob the same way I used to, ever again!

Oh dear, I've thought of the perfect comeback to that, "Hello, I'm a can of corn." "Of course you are, I can tell by the size of the niblets beneath that corny cob of yours!"

Oh Lawd, have mercy on my poor, wicked soul!

BB, you're so naughty. Look what you made me do!

< Message edited by Duskypearls -- 10/6/2012 8:15:10 PM >

(in reply to BouncyBoo)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 9:22:57 PM

Posts: 15659
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

quote:

ORIGINAL: BouncyBoo

Hm, I love baseball, but I'm not sure if I've really heard that one...

quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr
I don't know how big a baseball fan you are but in baseball parlance "Can of corn" means an "easy catch".

Can of Corn

From that website: "It comes from when the items in the grocery stores were high on shelves and had to be knocked off the upper shelves and caught."

Wow, I remember that. My dad and all my family used to work at the town store...was a grocery store, place to buy work clothes, and basically sold lots of stuff and not just food. I remember my dad was always the one having to climb to the top shelf to get those from the highest shelves lol. That's so weird. I haven't remembered that in YEARS.

_____________________________

Nothing has changed
Everything has changed

(in reply to DaddySatyr)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/6/2012 10:41:27 PM

Posts: 16
Joined: 7/5/2011
Status: offline

I love this thread. It gives me warm and fuzzy feelings about how normal I am in comparison to the people talked about here.

(in reply to littlewonder)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/7/2012 3:52:05 AM

Posts: 14805
Joined: 8/8/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Greta75

quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta
No... When you demand a lambo and condo from someone up front like that it's standard for them to want to use the condo and car to make you available to them all the time.

Yea but whether there is a lambo or condo or not, just being a sub is about making yourself available for their use at all time. Nothing to do with the lambo or condo at all.

I guess I've been Doing it Wrong all these years...

_____________________________

Curious about the "Sluts Vote" avatars? See http://www.collarchat.com/m_4133036/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#4133036

(in reply to Greta75)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/7/2012 9:52:06 AM

Posts: 9381
Joined: 8/29/2011
From: Pittston, Pennsyltucky
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: BouncyBoo

You rock. That is really cool to know - I bet I'll hear it a lot more now that I can listen for it and know what it means. I must tune the commentators out more often than I though. I do think my normal commentators do not use it regularly, since the phrase is not setting of a deja vu alarm in my head.

My team has two of the best radio commentators in the business. I actually prefer listening to the games. I think you'll find that radio commentators usually use the more colorful expressions because the TV announcers really don't need to be all that descriptive and therefore, appear to be more "lazy" when it comes to descriptions (and descriptive language).

Peace and comfort,

Michael

_____________________________

A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to BouncyBoo)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/9/2012 10:52:41 AM

Posts: 37
Joined: 12/14/2011
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

The worst I knew was a Dom who was living with his sub. He met another sub via online. When they met real time he had unprotected sex with her because they were going to be together forever so he was willing to get her STD. Of course, he forgot to tell that to the submissive he was living with at the time when he had unprotected sex with her since they'd been together for so long and were fluid bonded. .

I just spilled my coffee...

(in reply to peppermint)

RE: The worst Dom you've ever met - 10/9/2012 11:06:45 AM

Posts: 37
Joined: 12/14/2011
Status: offline

Damn this is depressing. I've heard stories like this from subs but thought it was an exaggeration. No wonder so many out there are really leery and jaded. I wish we Doms could find a way of policing ourselves. It would be in out own interest. There seriously needs to be a way to boot the tourists and the broken. Someone mentioned that a lot of the 'Doms" had issues in normal relationships and now I believe it.

I think we need to come up with a certification. UL approved or Better Homes and Gardens sadist LOL.

When I got into this (pre-internet), I was mentored by someone who had been in the life since the 60's which was hugely helpful. It allowed me that this isn't an entitlement, it's a gift that is given to you.

Seriously, there should be a training program.

(in reply to Greta75)

Page: << < prev 15 16 [17] 18 19 next > >>

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Submissive >> RE: The worst Dom you've ever met

Page: << < prev 15 16 [17] 18 19 next > >>

Jump to:

New Messages	No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages	Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages	Locked w/o New Messages

Post New Thread

Reply to Message

Post New Poll

Submit Vote

Delete My Own Post

Delete My Own Thread

Rate Posts

Collarchat.com © 2024

Terms of Service

0.266