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needlesandpins -> RE: I need something to bang my head on.... (8/15/2012 9:52:57 AM)
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl
Seriously.....I just had a conversation with someone that thinks that dinosaurs are fake and were planted by atheists.
it was me. i did it.
the idea came to me one very drunken night whilst celebrating the invention of my time machine. i sat there in the middle of all those champagne bottles wondering where i could go first. i mean it's a huge thing isn't it time travel. it has so many possibilities. however, as i sat with my eyes glazing over i noticed that the green bottles looked like a massive reptile. light bulb moment!
i will go back in time after i have found some way to make convincing bones and scatter them across the earth. of course to make it convincing i did go to various different times to do it coz lets face it i was having a hoot. the real trick was making the moulds and finding all the different bones to grind and mix in the first place. it's a real bugga when the really large ones slip off the back of the machine mid travel! you never know where they will end up. on the plus side it gives the archeologists something to puzzle over. now you may wonder where i came up with the name. i saw a guy i went to school with on the day. he's called dino. i told my mate that i saw dino......dino saw me. dino-saw, i had to change the spelling of course so that it's a little more elegent. dinosaur....but acheologists are stupid and couldn't pronounce it correctly.
just so you know, i also invented carbon dating. i mean planting bones, and fossels would be just silly without a way to 'date' them eh?
shush though, don't tell anyone. keep the secret
by the by, you should see what i can do with an egg, a piece of charcoal, some chocolate, and a wooden spoon!
needles
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