How refreshing to know that sleeping with a therapist is now a substitute for sitting in a classroom. Just about, no, make that, everybody has been calling me crazy for years. Every time my head has been examined guess what they found? Someone once asked for my opinion then said she wasn't necessarily going to use the advice. For months, daily she nagged at me to seek out help from a therapist. "Never!!" I replied. Then a friend advised me to ask her to accompany me in therapy because every shrink in the world would say I was indeed out of my mind for listening to that constant noise. So, I asked her to go with me. She did not ever ask me again. Hillary and her backers couldn't say one good thing about Obama. Now they love him! Does that make them all bi~polar? He thought he could control her until she went bi~polar.. wait, that's a different song: As I tried to control her she quickly went bi~polar So I tied her to her bed And banged her 'til she bled That was Brute Fvcking! Or was it True Love?? Just finished this one today while cruising some back roads in eastern Idaho, Haven't figured out the key yet: Can anybody guess the name of it? she likes to be stripped unbuttoned unzipped kept in a dungeon that is fully equipped gripped, flipped, tipped, nipped, dipped, and whipped so long as her delicate skin is not ripped she likes the welt from a leather belt the splatter of a paddle on her pretty fine pelt being bagged, nagged, dragged, tagged, wagged and shagged hanging from a rafter, blindfolded and gagged but trips the light fantastic when flicked with elastic rubber bands she likes rubber bands she gets wet in the pants ready to dance no chance for romance unless you are advanced with rubber bands skinnier or fatter size does not matter it's in the stretch and release with skillful proper placement you will thrill her in amazement with stunning style and expertise it is so addictive she will become vindictive attempting to retaliate all will be fine and dandy just keep some rubber handy and tag her before it's too late sans them she goes spastic drastic for elastic rubber bands she likes rubber bands she gets wet in the pants ready to dance no chance for romance unless you are advanced with rubber bands a flogger, crop, or cane will make her throb with pain a car antenna makes her whine whacked with a hog slapper a cattle prod to zap her she cringes from the cat~o~nine wrapped in hot pink duct tape captive with no escape she will cum upon command if given just one choice from an arsenal of toys it's gonna be a rubber band you will get your ass kicked if you don't have elastic rubber bands she likes rubber bands she gets wet in the pants ready to dance no chance for romance unless you are advanced with rubber bands rubber bands she likes rubber bands drastic for elastic she trips the light fantastic you will get your ass kicked if you do not have a rubber band
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