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World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 11:41:10 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		I'll put up My idea of the world's worst pickup line and then you folks add yos and keep it going.  They can be crude, silly, cheesy or all the above.



Here's Mine


"Hey baby, My cock died....Can I bury it in your ass?"


Ok...top it
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 12:44:54 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Just Think about this one. If I guy says it to you you are really morally obligated to give him a hummer for his effort and honesty.

Steel

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 12:46:45 PM   
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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 2:09:55 PM   
darchChylde


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 8:18:11 PM   
NewMaster79


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Status: offline 		My tongue is 7 inches, and I can breathe through my ears.  

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 8:49:09 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: NewMaster79

My tongue is 7 inches, and I can breathe through my ears.  


The downside of that is if you really know what you're doing there, her thighs would suffocate you.

I've found that lines don't really do it, I just lick my eyebrows and they come to me. 


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 9:56:19 PM   
DarkSteven


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Then I realized that I don;t HAVE a truck!


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 10:40:33 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		The cheesiest one I've ever used:

"Your Mistress has a wonderful taste in submissives."




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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 10:42:14 PM   
BKSir


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...from the inside."


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 10:51:15 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

The cheesiest one I've ever used:

"Your Mistress has a wonderful taste in submissives."





Sounds somewhat familiar.  Though I remember it being taken as a compliment and not a pickup line.

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I remember going to Hempfest in San Francisco carrying a couple of cans of Doc Marten's Boot Wax (not sure if that's what it was actually called) and some shammies, offering to polish some lovely ladies boots. 

Actually not a bad line, I got a few dates out of it.

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

"You know, I'm able to lick peoples belly buttons...


...from the inside."



Similar to one I've used (tongue in cheek) with pregnant friends:

I'd like to be the first to kiss your baby...


Tonight!


< Message edited by darchChylde -- 8/4/2009 10:53:18 PM >

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 10:52:50 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Shit you not this is the first thing my best friend said to his wife and now they have been married for 4 years.

Steel

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 10:53:07 PM   
LadyPact


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 10:54:29 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Didn't I say something at the time about your hair, too?


I don't remember you ever mentioning my hair before. 


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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 10:57:33 PM   
Surata


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Status: offline 		"If Oreos were sexy, you'd be double-stuffed."

My response.....

"If corny was a crime, you'd be on death row."

We both got a good laugh out of it.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 10:59:21 PM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Didn't I say something at the time about your hair, too?


I don't remember you ever mentioning my hair before. 



I think I'll save face for both of us and just agree.  


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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/4/2009 11:33:55 PM   
MisterP61


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Status: offline 		Heres one that will get you smacked or make you happy....

"Hey baby... you have the whitest teeth I have ever come across"


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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 9:13:10 AM   
petmonkey


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"Heya', fugly, it's last call, anyone invite you home yet?"
Also, an old friend claimed "Wanna make hump?"  never got him anywhere.  i'm curious to hear about the results if anyone tries testing this.


< Message edited by petmonkey -- 8/5/2009 9:16:23 AM >

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 9:20:42 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Reading these, I just remembered about 25 years ago when I worked construction, there was an old biker I worked with who called himself "Wild Bill"  (how original, I know)

Anyways, he would walk up to a woman on the street and say   "hi, Im Wild Bill, lets fuck"


That might have something to do with the fact that I saw him one sunday morning after he had gotten a baseball bat to the side of the face.

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 9:47:47 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Steel

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RE: World's WORST pickup lines - 8/5/2009 11:25:42 AM   
NeedsFocus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I tried "Git in the goddamn truck" once.

Then I realized that I don;t HAVE a truck!




This is my favorite. This is hilarious. I live in Alabama, so I'm sure I've heard that one before!

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