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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 8:40:56 AM   
pinkkeith


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Why?



Why do birds suddenly apear? Why are we all here? Why ask why? Never question anything, just do as your are told. Why not?

My next door neighbor is very loud, but I don't want to be rude and tell her to shut up. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 8:51:21 AM   
DOM68005


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I haven't driven one of my cars in weeks.  Should I start it up before the battery dies or wait until it rust out??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 11:13:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DOM68005
I haven't driven one of my cars in weeks.  Should I start it up before the battery dies or wait until it rust out??


You can never have too many vehicles. Buy it a friend so it won't get lonely.

How can i get three cars protected from the weather with a materials budget of only $300?

...dave

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 11:20:54 AM   
DOM68005


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Status: offline 		Buy a tent for each one.  Just throw the tent on top.  Pounding the pegs would make the tent not transportable.  Ignore the wind gusts.

Should I pay my mortgage payment or go to the really big BDSM event in another state? (I don't have anybody to go with and I know from previous trips that most of the people there will have SOs)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 11:46:45 AM   
tade


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How can I afix our slave to the Christmas tree as an ornament without "outting" our lifestyle to unsuspecting friends and family visiting for the holidays?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 12:24:13 PM   
Petruchio


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ORIGINAL: tade

How can I afix our slave to the Christmas tree as an ornament without "outting" our lifestyle to unsuspecting friends and family visiting for the holidays?


Instead, trim her Chanukah 'bush'.

Would a hot glue gun work for 'waxing' pubic hair?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 12:31:56 PM   
LadySeraphina


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I want to give my houseboy/fiance a kinky gift to open Christmas morning, but we'll be celebrating with my future in-laws, who haven't met me yet and don't know about our lifestyle. Do I risk offending them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 12:37:57 PM   
DOM68005


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Status: offline 		Not at all.  It's the perfect way to announce your relationship ... especially if his little nieces and nephews are present.

I'm remodeling my home.  Should I replace one exterior wall on the dungeon with all glass?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 12:39:27 PM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		Oh yes, and add someoutdoor seating, then charge people to watch the action inside.

Why is my cat standing in the sink?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 1:42:53 PM   
CalliopePurple


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Status: offline 		It wants you to turn the water on and get it drenched. Oh, wait, that's my sister's cat.

Why does my aunt's cat want my soup?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 2:02:47 PM   
pinkkeith


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ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple

Why does my aunt's cat want my soup?



Because the thyme you added wasn't really thyme, it was catnip.

What is the best way to clean off all the road salt off of my car?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 2:30:05 PM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		Park it in a field of cows, and hang a sign on it that says 'Salt Lick'.

I have a year's worth of bottles to go to recycling, but I don't drive, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 3:10:15 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina
I have a year's worth of bottles to go to recycling, but I don't drive, what should I do?


dump the lot, including trash from your house, on the pavement. Then call the public health dept and complain about the pesky fly tippers plaguing your neighbourhood, and they'll come and take it all away, incidentally sorting it for you.

I do drive, but dont have anything to recycle. What should I do?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 3:13:18 PM   
Petruchio


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I do drive, but dont have anything to recycle. What should I do?


It's easier to travel with a bicycle or even a tricycle, not a recycle.

LadyEllen keeps hitchhiking across the state. What can we do to keep her safe?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 3:15:24 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

LadyEllen keeps hitchhiking across the state. What can we do to keep her safe?


Cut her feet off.
I don't feel like making dinner tonight.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 4:11:55 PM   
Fitznicely


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I have to go to the gym tomorrow and I can't face the daytie Tv and crap music they have in there. What can I do to take my mind off the dross?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 5:35:09 PM   
Petruchio


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I have to go to the gym tomorrow and I can't face the daytie Tv and crap music they have in there. What can I do to take my mind off the dross?


Oh, man, do I ever sympathize. And TVs in doctors offices too. Ugh. My suggestion is not to ignore it, but face your problem head-on. I refer to the term 'postal'.

Help! Fitznicely has been arrested at the gym for some silly reason. What defense can he use?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 6:55:54 PM   
DiamondOrchid


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Status: offline 		"Wasn't me". Shaggy's friend got a way with cheating and being caught by his girlfriend in this song... listen to it, follow the advice given, and you'll definately get off.
 
I want cereal for breakfast, but my milk is frozen. What can I do to dethaw it faster?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 8:55:58 PM   
CalliopePurple


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Status: offline 		Hold it against the largest part of your body. The heat will thaw it a little bit faster, even if the body part goes numb.

I have no desire to see my father tomorrow, but he's gonna be stopping by. How can I get out of it?


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hajimete kimi ni atta hoshizora no shita de.
Kimi ni tsutaetai todokanai omoi demo
boku no kokoro wa mada kimi o sagashiteiru.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2006 10:14:16 PM   
DOM68005


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My car won't go over 60 on the Interstate.  How can I get there faster?

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