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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/26/2006 6:09:23 PM   
CalliopePurple


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I have on a thermal shirt, a hoodie, pants, socks, and shoes...yet I am still cold. How can I warm up?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/27/2006 5:56:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple

I have on a thermal shirt, a hoodie, pants, socks, and shoes...yet I am still cold. How can I warm up?



Take all your clothes off and go and sit outside. Take a good draught of whisky first. Within about an hour, you'll start to feel toasty warm. Shortly after that, you'll never feel cold, or anything else either, again. (well, it is meant to be bad advice)

I'm trying to come up with New Year's resolutions for self improvement. However, I'm perfect already. How is it possible to improve myself regardless?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/27/2006 11:31:28 AM   
FullCircle


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ISBN 826-929382
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The said book gives handy hints on how to improve your socioeconomic status etc.

I’m suffering from after Christmas blues how can keep the festive season alive?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/27/2006 11:51:26 AM   
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I’m suffering from after Christmas blues how can keep the festive season alive?

Paint yourself gold and dance around naked rooting for Notre Dame in their bowl game. 
Even if you don't like football gold goes nicely with blue

Edited: Whoops - forgot my need for advice.

Is is too late to invite people over for NYE for a kinky house party?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/27/2006 7:29:40 PM   
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Is is too late to invite people over for NYE for a kinky house party?


Not at all!  Post your home address here on CM; I am sure you will get a wide range of guests.
 
Since I start a new diet on Jan 2, should I eat the remaining Christmas candy in a binge over the next few days?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/27/2006 11:21:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Of course you should. Everybody needs to go into a sugar-induced coma at least once in their lives.

I have more candy than I'll be able to eat in a reasonable amount of time. Should I binge or freeze some for another month?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 12:57:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple
I have more candy than I'll be able to eat in a reasonable amount of time. Should I binge or freeze some for another month?



Nah. Just do what my kids do, and leave it in the bottom of a drawer, under the sofa cushions, in the pockets of a coat, in the storage compartments of the car door and similar places where it can fester and stick, never to be removed again by mortal hand.

There's something sticky in my pocket. What should I do?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 10:01:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

There's something sticky in my pocket. What should I do?



Grab some tissue paper and stuff it inside your pocket. That way you won't feel the stickiness whenever you put your hand inside.

LadyEllen has tissue paper stuck inside of her pocket, what should she do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:08:49 AM   
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LadyEllen has tissue paper stuck inside of her pocket, what should she do?
Put some chewed gum in her pocket and when it sticks the the tissue, pull it out.

I'm having a painting done of the picture we use as an avatar, where should I hang it in our house?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:16:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

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LadyEllen has tissue paper stuck inside of her pocket, what should she do?
Put some chewed gum in her pocket and when it sticks the the tissue, pull it out.

Add the pocket lint and denote it as a sculpture and put it on ebay for $$$ as a one of a kind.


Ross

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:23:17 AM   
canupleaseme


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how do i keep a latex skirt shiny???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:24:04 AM   
LadyEllen


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I'm having a painting done of the picture we use as an avatar, where should I hang it in our house?


Yes. In the house is best. Hung outside, the elements will soon cause deterioration to your picture.

My candy/tissue/lint scuplture (see SirD's post) is now sold to a New York art collector/dumbass for several million dollars. How do I extract it from my pocket for shipping?

E

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:24:18 AM   
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how do i keep a latex skirt shiny???

Slide on and off on dom's laps of course. ;)

Ross

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:25:05 AM   
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how do i keep a latex skirt shiny???


see the recent thread "why you should swallow"

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:26:00 AM   
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My candy/tissue/lint scuplture (see SirD's post) is now sold to a New York art collector/dumbass for several million dollars. How do I extract it from my pocket for shipping?
E


you have that casino that pays big bucks hire Rolvoto to do a special of the opening of your pocket live and they fork the bill of course. ;)

Ross

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:27:22 AM   
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see the recent thread "why you should swallow"

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Because it is more lady like than gagging

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 11:38:19 AM   
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is now sold to a New York art collector/dumbass for several million dollars. E


I have you know I FOUND you that investor...

Ross

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 1:52:13 PM   
CalliopePurple


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 2:10:32 PM   
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This thread has gone way out of its intended use. Can we save it?


How can we save it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/28/2006 2:37:19 PM   
FullCircle


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The way to save the thread is for us all to start taking the piss out of one another so that the moderators delete it and we can start a new one.

I want to find the balance between following rules and being a free spirit how should I go about this?


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