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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 8:31:54 PM   
BabyNyla


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I have to write 2000 sentences as punishment ... and after 25 my hand hurts ... how do I go about getting out of this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 8:42:37 PM   
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I got halitosis whats the best way of treating it?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 8:45:16 PM   
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I have really dry and itchy winter skin all over my body. How do I remedy this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 9:13:38 PM   
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I am on a diet but am wanting some ben and jerrys ... what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 9:16:15 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 9:17:44 PM   
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I now have red and raw skin all over my body from showering with a brillo pad. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 9:22:11 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 10:02:59 PM   
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My advice about your spitting your drink out is to use it as windex and clean the computer screen ... god ... I am so helpful tonight.
 


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 10:15:38 PM   
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Problem: I am drinking Malibu Rum and Diet Coke. I am almost out of Rum, what shall I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 10:43:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Do you have Listerine?  I heard that is quite tastey with diet coke, has alcohol and you won't have halitosis either!

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It's the middle of winter, but, I seem to be really hot, I can't open my windows because they are locked. What should I do to cool down?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 11:27:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		*laugh* no, seriously, I just had the same problem and ended up opening my front door.

Oh, ahem.. I guess the advice would be to turn on an air conditioner.

My hot cocoa seems to taste a bit funny from all the butterscotch schnopps Ive put in it. Any advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 11:42:10 PM   
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I keep staying up later than I should because of my internet addiction. How should I stop this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/17/2007 11:55:35 PM   
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Try having sex and falling asleep right after you cum.. It works for most of us guys lol ...better than Ambien

Now that I have found a better sleep inducer, who will "wack" me first the drug companies or the future second X??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/18/2007 2:00:15 PM   
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My sister seems to think that I want to see her and her baby the second she arrives here, when all I want to do is be lazy. Can I get her to leave me alone?

...I've posted a few questions about my sister on this thread, I think.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/18/2007 10:43:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Calliope, ask to hold the baby, then "accidentally" drop it. That will get her to leave you alone, I'm sure of it.

I have too many guys coming after me at once. How do I get a couple of them to back off?

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ORIGINAL: Sternhand4

Try having sex and falling asleep right after you cum.. It works for most of us guys lol ...better than Ambien

Now that I have found a better sleep inducer, who will "wack" me first the drug companies or the future second X??


That was NOT really, really bad advice. This is the really really bad advice topic. Please try to keep your advice as bad as you possible can. Thank you. - The Management.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/18/2007 10:55:11 PM   
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I need to get off of my computer, but I can't. Help me?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/18/2007 11:32:54 PM   
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I suffer from bouts of psychosis and have been kicked out of 4 anger managemnet classes for assault, what career do you think would suit me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/18/2007 11:40:38 PM   
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bludemonn has just been arrested for teaching anti-anger management to others in the nude. What shall we do to help him?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/19/2007 12:09:55 PM   
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I'm allergic to nuts, but they're supposed to be really healthy. How can I eat them without going to the hospital?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 2/19/2007 12:16:51 PM   
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I'm allergic to nuts, but they're supposed to be really healthy. How can I eat them without going to the hospital?



lock yourself in a panic room and eat nuts, die... avoid hospital altogether - if that's too extreme, i've got some allergy safe nuts you can stick in your mouth

i'm tired, sore, horny, and in training... what am i to do?

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