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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/26/2007 5:41:00 PM   
Mikal


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Squirels are digging up the baby plants I planed a few days ago. How do I stop them?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/26/2007 5:47:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		You don't stop them. You use the baby plants as bait, catch the squirals, eat them and use the leftovers as fertilizer for the next batch of baby plants.

How does one remove those annoying stray squiral hairs stuck between the teeth?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/26/2007 6:59:18 PM   
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I'm having an identity crisis, I used to be bearincuffs and now I'm beargonewild. How solve this delemma?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/26/2007 7:16:49 PM   
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My pooch has decided that going out for walks is beneath her. What can I do to convince her that she really needs the exercise?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 1:01:13 PM   
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My pooch has decided that going out for walks is beneath her. What can I do to convince her that she really needs the exercise?


Ever hear the phrase: Monkey See Monkey Do? Well, get a monkey to take your dog out for walks.


I need to clean my kitchen quickly. What is the best way I can do this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 1:04:59 PM   
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i need to clean my flat .. but really cant be bothered

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 1:22:55 PM   
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After taking Cialis, my erections last longer than 4 hours.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 1:36:03 PM   
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I feel really strange using a towel I just took off from a cialis induced towelhanger.  How do I overcome this phobia?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 1:44:07 PM   
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Should you hold the door open for a woman to enter?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 2:12:11 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Since I'm a woman... if I held the door open and didn't enter.... why would I be holding the door?

So, I'm holding the door open for a woman to enter, but I'm a woman... should I enter the door, wait for another woman, or...???


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 3:24:25 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 9:41:06 PM   
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Do I need a Rabbi to bless my salt?


Why? Did it sneeze?


I am watching my neighbors cat this week. This cat is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. I think it is going to kill me in my sleep. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 9:54:03 PM   
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Does anyone know where I can get one of those creepy smiling Burger King heads?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/27/2007 10:02:46 PM   
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I'm thinking of changing my profile to indicate that I'm getting back into the dating pool... what's the best way to do this, and to discourage trolls from contacting me?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 4:41:52 AM   
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I don’t need any advice at the moment and I find the hardest part of this thread pretending I need advice in order to answer the previous person. How can I think up some new problems for myself when my life is so perfect?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 6:09:21 AM   
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When laundering whites, what is the best way to give them that fresh scent I see on the telly?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 6:32:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Few people know it, but that particular scent comes only from sweaty nuns. Chase one for 4 to 6 blocks and rub the laundry in question on her wimple.

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My new slave is driving his U-Haul down from Alaska. I met him 3 hours ago online, and it will be our 4-day anniversary when he arrrives. How should we celebrate it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 6:36:06 AM   
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My new slave is driving his U-Haul down from Alaska. I met him 3 hours ago online, and it will be our 4-day anniversary when he arrrives. How should we celebrate it?


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She said wimple! heh heh heh.

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Hmmm....how about some generic bad advice for Memorial Day?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 7:40:22 AM   
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how can i smell dreams?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 7:56:57 AM   
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Whats the best way to do steroids safely?

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