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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 8:31:56 AM   
softness


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meh ... the more the merrier!!

i have this annoying infestation of one liners  in my inbox ...how do i get rid of it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 8:48:15 AM   
CK1


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Im actually starting to be attracted an unavailable sub. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 9:20:03 AM   
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how do you complete the tasks you want to complete when you have no discipline?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 9:24:29 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 9:25:08 AM   
CK1


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My dog has ticks whats a good way to get rid of em?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 9:39:03 AM   
softness


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i have a pile of ironing about as tall as me ... what should i do?






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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 9:40:45 AM   
marfre


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I have a flame thrower that needs repair. Who should I call?

edit - 'cause I can't type...

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 10:37:48 AM   
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Heh... CK1's dog just bbq'd him, and I caught it on tape. Should I sell the tape, or try to win the big prize on America's Funniest Home Video's?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 11:32:39 AM   
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My neighbours are too friendly .. what should i do?




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 12:25:24 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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Status: offline 		teach the pup to have a poo on their porch. no dog? looks like you'll have to pick up the slack.

the dogs next door howl like a holy mother. i'm against animal cruelty. anyone?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 1:22:18 PM   
softness


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i am being bugged by a really wet fish ... what can i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 1:24:02 PM   
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I dont want to carry my own stuff on this hike, what can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 1:25:58 PM   
softness


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i have nothing sweet in the house and everywhere is closed ... i want something sweet what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 1:29:31 PM   
amaidiamond


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I have lost my pet snail, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 2:54:25 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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I need to clear large branches off my roof, but I'm afraid of heights. How do I get them off the roof?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 2:55:47 PM   
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If its green should I worry?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 3:22:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: getonallfours


If its green should I worry?



No, green just means that it is ripe. Double check, though, to make sure it has a cheesey smell and a sticky texture. But the definitive question is, does it ITCH? Remember the commandment, "Thou shalt scratch no sore before its time......"

I read this, "Few people know it, but that particular scent comes only from sweaty nuns. Chase one for 4 to 6 blocks and rub the laundry in question on her wimple.", and now I am haunted by the question, exactly what part of a nun is her WIMPLE??? **looks for a book on nun anatomy**

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 3:59:04 PM   
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I just put a blister on the roof of my mouth eating something too hot.  How do I care for the blister?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 6:28:37 PM   
softness


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i cant sleep .. what should i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/28/2007 7:32:33 PM   
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I want to sleep with softness but she's in the UK I'm in the US...HELP me

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