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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/26/2007 12:28:28 PM   
softness


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sooooo ... i only have 4 weeks left in my current job, i already signed the new contract .,.. and i hate my current boss .... what should i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/26/2007 8:40:30 PM   
nyrisa


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ORIGINAL: softness



sooooo ... i only have 4 weeks left in my current job, i already signed the new contract .,.. and i hate my current boss .... what should i do?



Kill him, and leave him sitting at his desk to slowly decompose during your last 4 weeks of employment, and see if the productivity of your department goes up or down in the absence of his interference.


I am trying to decide if it is better to look for another job after this one runs out, or if it is better to stand by interstate exit ramps and hold a cardboard sign. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/26/2007 10:50:59 PM   
Kalyrra


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I'm leaving a job i love for a job that pays the rent, what should i do for fun now?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 4:30:57 AM   
IEvolve


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Status: offline 		Continue spreading rumor and dissent at your new job.  Who says the fun has to end???


When someone has food stuck in their teeth after lunch, what's the best way to discretely tell them?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 10:18:17 AM   
LadyPact


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I go back to work tomorrow after having had five days off.  What can I do to get Myself back into the routine?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 10:21:02 AM   
Kalyrra


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I lost my paycheck from one of my jobs, what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 2:34:55 PM   
Gauge


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I lost my paycheck from one of my jobs, what should i do?


Make your own. Explain to the bank that you lost your check and that the amount that you have on your custom made check is valid.

The hydraulic piston in my computer chair is shot and it keeps dropping me down to about a foot off the ground. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 2:43:29 PM   
FullCircle


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How do I give better bad advice?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 2:53:13 PM   
beargonewild


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I keep breaking rules all the time and feeling not one bit of guilt. How do I stop this bad habit?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 3:49:40 PM   
LadyPact


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I keep falling asleep every time I turn on the tv.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 7:34:49 PM   
nyrisa


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I hear a strange knocking in my car engine, but I don't know how to fix it. What should I do?

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 7:54:18 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Simple, install several door bells and do away with the knocker. make sure each has a very pleasent tone and problem solved.

I can't think of anything I need advice on, what now?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/27/2007 8:07:38 PM   
LadyPact


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I have trouble in finding a serious submissive.  What shall I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/28/2007 11:25:38 AM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		During your first interview, regale them with all the jokes you know. The one who laughs at none of them should be pretty danged serious.


People always think I am a prudish and proper lady. How do I go about developing my inner slut?

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/28/2007 12:28:28 PM   
Mikal


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I need some new personal toys, but there are sooooooooooo many I like... how do I narrow my choices down?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/28/2007 12:49:44 PM   
IEvolve


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What sounds good for dinner?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/28/2007 1:20:21 PM   
beargonewild


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A certain Lady on CM is loking for a serious submissive, should I be scared?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/28/2007 8:32:56 PM   
Gauge


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A certain Lady on CM is loking for a serious submissive, should I be scared?


Only unless she talks marriage right away.


I really need a good nights sleep and I am not so sure that I will get it with my cat being as playful as she is. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/28/2007 8:53:58 PM   
earthycouple


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I want a good night's sleep too...any ideas?  They Tylenol P.M.s don't work so well anymore....

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/29/2007 12:08:41 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		You must come to the understanding that a 'good' night is simply a figment of your imagination. Night is neither good nor evil - it simply is. Also, night doesn't sleep. It is a naturally occurring phenomena, not a living thing.

I want to get a dog from another country... should I be worried about import laws/immigration? The dog is Mexican (Xoloitzcuintle).


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