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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/30/2007 8:11:21 PM   
amaidiamond


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I can't be bothered to clean my house tomorrow, what do i do about it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/30/2007 8:19:56 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		put blankets over the biggest problem areas.  what you cant see wont hurt, right?

ok.  the alcohol has made my body temp SKYROCKET! the ac is on, and its not helping...help!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/30/2007 8:24:14 PM   
petdave


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Status: offline 		Well, i'd suggest a couple good shots of vodka (it IS in the freezer, right?)

i've lost my ass on Duracell stock. How can i get more women to use vibrators?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/30/2007 8:26:08 PM   
amaidiamond


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My postman stole the vibrator i was sent, how should i react?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/30/2007 9:33:14 PM   
Mikal


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My dog is having a heart attack with all the fireworks going off (Canada Day)... how can I make her feel better?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 5:14:59 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Hummm sounds to me Mikal that she needs you to lick her paws to comfort her or maybe try getting her used to it by banging a drum nearby her.

Happy Canada day Mikal.

How can I maximise my stock portfolio? Currently it has zero stocks and shares in any company but I’ve been watching that fat bloke Neil Cavuto on Fox and he makes it sound like I should have one by now.



< Message edited by FullCircle -- 7/1/2007 5:16:05 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 6:25:00 AM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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Status: offline 		put all your stock in the barn, and allow them to come out and eat hay and have fresh water.....this will maximize the amount of meat you get from them....

i think someone switched my coffee for decaf this am.....how can i wake up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 6:43:21 AM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		Put the jumper cables on your car, and the other end on your nipples.  have someone crank the car up and rev the engine a few times.  ALL BETTER!!

i got mosquito bites all over me from partying in the woods last light.  how do i get them to stop biting me, and how do i stop the itchies!?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 6:48:18 AM   
TankII7871


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Status: offline 		To get them to stop biteing you simply go to the party in the woods and roll in a mud puddle when you get there.  To stop the itching simply remove all the little bites with a power sander.

Dose anyone know the best grit sandpaper to use on humans is?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 7:54:16 AM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		I hear shark skin is the best, so throw them into the local zoo aquarium, I'm sure the sharks will be more than happy to rub up against them.

I ran out of fish food for Mistress fish, and I don't want to go for any more at the moment.  What can I feed them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 8:21:30 AM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Fake a back injury and send your Mistress out to get more fish food for you.


I have a damn chipmunk eating all the seds in the bird feeder, how do I get rid of the chipmunk?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 8:25:20 AM   
amaidiamond


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I don't know what to have for lunch, what should I eat?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 9:50:48 AM   
TankII7871


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Status: offline 		i hear chimpmunk BBQ is very tasty of course i do live out in the country  where if you can kill it someone will eat it.

i own my company and im tired of working here how can i get fired

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 10:13:24 AM   
amaidiamond


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my brain hurts, what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 10:23:41 AM   
BlindDescent


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Status: offline 		Use shorter Q tips .....

I ran out of lotion; what should I use to masturbate with today?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 10:28:03 AM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		grab the first person who has lotion and have them masturbate you instead.


How do I get rid of all my lotion I have stock piled?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 10:36:38 AM   
amaidiamond


Posts: 1793
Joined: 2/6/2006
From: Watford / London
Status: offline 		Masterbate 24/7 then when sore from that masturbate everyone you see :)

I am horny and not allowed to masturbate, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 1:15:26 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Go out and buy/catch some lizards... stick your horny's on them... then sell them as horny lizards!

My back is itchy and I can't reach the itchy spot... what can I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 4:10:55 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Find someone who has a power grinder and get them to grind down the itchy spot

The local Home Depot is being invaded by women, how do I get them to go back the Crappy Tire?

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Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

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10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/1/2007 7:20:28 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Not exactly sure what the Crappy Tire is, but spread the rumor that free chocolate is being given away there.


Bear is discriminating against women at Home Depot, what should be done?

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