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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 5:00:32 AM   
Raechard


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How can I tell when my hard disk drive is defragmented because although it says it’s finished you can run it again afterwards and it starts again. I want one long blue chunk of file without red and green bits.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 10:46:45 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Put the window that displays the coloured bits in one spot on your screen so that everytime you open it, it's in that spot. Next, get a blue magic marker and colour inbetween the lines that have the coloured bits... voila! You now have one long blue chunk!

How do I get family members to realize that the car is not mine, and I am not a taxi?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 11:07:07 AM   
Raechard


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How do I know I have had my recommended daily allowance of stuff. I don’t want to get scurvy but them RDA figures are confusing.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 11:13:28 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 11:15:49 AM   
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How do I manage to stay entertained when I hve to choose between TVand internet?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 12:06:07 PM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		place your computer on top of your television, watch QVC while scanning though porn sites, as an added bonus, turn on your radio next to you to talk radio, all while playing sonic the hedgehog on your gameboy

how do I calm my eyes down after looking at all these fast moving images all day?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 2:12:47 PM   
Mikal


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How do I make macadamia chocolate chunk cookies when I'm out of macadamia nuts?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 5:27:57 PM   
TatTooEdDuCk


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Status: offline 		Close your eyes and place peanuts in the batter. If you think it's macadamia nuts then who's to tell you they aren't.

How do you tell a person to grow up?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/8/2007 10:24:02 PM   
Mikal


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How do I convince my pooch that lightning storms won't harm her?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/10/2007 9:35:07 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		Stick her tongue in a light socket, and tell her that lightening isn't half as bad.


I'm needing a recipe for electrocuted dog.  Where can I find a good list of them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/11/2007 6:18:10 PM   
Mikal


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/11/2007 6:18:56 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/11/2007 8:26:53 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		Hmmmm, no advice to give, so the really, really, bad advice I seek is......

I think Mikal and Tarisa would be wonderful to costar with in a love triangle type of movie.  How do I convince them to go NC-17 without them thinking we are actually doing porn?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/12/2007 4:24:21 AM   
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My wardrobes (plural) and spare rooms are full ...where can I store all of the new clothes, shoes and handbags that I simply must have?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/12/2007 11:29:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		Bag them all up, and take them to Goodwill for their free storage program.


I have just convinced someone to donate everything they own to Goodwill. Should I feel guilty?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/12/2007 2:28:31 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		No,  go buy everything they took, and sell it at a flea market at a marked up price. You'll make money and wash away guilt.

I want to buy a used car, how do I know the one I'm getting is trustworthy transportation?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/12/2007 2:31:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Take the most suspicious person you konw with you and ask them for their advice. Agree with everything they say and then buy the car.

I recieved some muffins and suspicious thta they've been tampered with. How can I make sure they are safe to eat?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2007 9:39:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		I would suggest feeding them to the person you love most, that way you can trust them to be honest if they taste funny.

My former lover wants to start up again, but his girlfriend is really possessive and always up his ass, what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2007 2:01:22 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Feed him lots and lots of beans................see if she pops out like a cork.


The aliens have abducted everyone but me, it seems. How do I prosecute them for discrimination?



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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2007 10:51:50 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Shove an anal probe up your derrier... then go to the courts and sue for anal damages 'cause they (the aliens) didn't intert it properly.

I think nyrisa may be up on perjury charges for lying about what the aliens didn't do to her... how can I help?


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