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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/13/2007 10:57:14 PM   
LadySeraphina


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I just saw Mirrormask. How do I convince everyone that Neil Gaiman's quote, 'teach a man to fish, and one day he'll have a pond full of exploding koi' is the absolute cleverest random comment ever?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/14/2007 12:26:00 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Tie everyone up with barb-wire, kneeling on uncooked rice, listening to whiney & horribly pitched childrens songs for a few days. They'll agree with any/everything you say afterwards.

How do I convince the bank that I need a car loan even though I don't (yet) have a job?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/14/2007 2:21:09 PM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		hold a gun to the tellers head and tell them to hand over all the money...

How do I get a job?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/14/2007 6:37:06 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Help Mikal with the loan application......supply guns and backup. They have a couple of openings in the prison laundry, and those orange jumpsuits look cool!


I am having disturbing visions about women's prison cell scenes........how can I get this out of my head?

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/14/2007 6:46:14 PM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		go through with it..nothing gets a fantasy out of your head like living it does! break into a prison if you need to..better yet become a corrections officer and force the prisoners to bow to your will...

Im having trouble getting nyrisa out of my head...any ideas?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/14/2007 8:21:44 PM   
Mikal


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I'm feeling kinda lonely... help? *sniffle*


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/14/2007 9:47:09 PM   
LadyPact


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Due to circumstances beyond My control, it seems that I would be putting that dungeon in the 'spare' room after all.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/15/2007 11:15:37 AM   
nyrisa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact


Due to circumstances beyond My control, it seems that I would be putting that dungeon in the 'spare' room after all.  What should I do?



Maximize the small space by placing hooks around the wall to hang your spare subs until needed. Knock out the dividing wall, and incorporate the kitchen into the dungeon. Who wants to cook, anyway? and the oven makes a great cage.



quote:

ORIGINAL: nyrisa

I am having disturbing visions about women's prison cell scenes........how can I get this out of my head?

(oddly enough, I had a dream about being incarcerated in a women's prison last night. Yeeeks! Remind me never to think such things before bed again. Those chicks are ROUGH! How can I keep from thinking disturbing thoughts and later dreaming about them>

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/15/2007 2:30:19 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: nyrisa
How can I keep from thinking disturbing thoughts and later dreaming about them?

Get a lobotomy... you won't have to think much afterwards.

Hmmm... I think I may have turned nyrisa into a drooling hunk of flesh... how do I correct this?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/15/2007 2:38:41 PM   
nyrisa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal



Hmmm... I think I may have turned nyrisa into a drooling hunk of flesh... how do I correct this?




Leave her as is. Being a drooling hunk of flesh will make her the perfect sub for a Twue Dom, and will greatly multiply her chances of finding the perfect partner.



I think I may be happier as a Stepford Wife. How can I accomplish this?

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/15/2007 8:53:11 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		Take many nude photos and send them out to every guy on the site.  It's Stepford wife lesson 1.  No better place to start then at the beginning.

I'm really hoping to get some nude photos soon in my email.  How will I know they are really of the person that sent them to me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/15/2007 9:30:57 PM   
nyrisa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ready4srvce4all



I'm really hoping to get some nude photos soon in my email.  How will I know they are really of the person that sent them to me?


Because this is online! Who would get online and try to be deceitful to anyone? You can absolutely trust anything told to you by the faceless ones behind the computer screens. As a trust building excercise, go ahead and wire the contents of your bank account to me, and wait by the computer for the money to be transferred back to you. You will be astonished at how much you will learn about humankind from this. **smiles benevolently**


I expect to come into some money shortly. How can I go about hiding the trail of evidence leading back to my computer?


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/16/2007 10:05:34 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Don't worry about it... your computer operated in a virtual reality, so everything you do is anonymous and untraceable. But, to be on the safe side, use a Swiss bank account.

It's Monday and I want it to be over soon. How do I accomplish this?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/16/2007 5:45:26 PM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		Pull the Fire Alarm, scream dramatically, and run from your office. Then, soothe your fire-alarm-ruffled nerves with a few Monday Margaritas!

I wanna margarita, but there isn't any mix in the house. How can I have a margarita without having to do anything, or pay for it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/16/2007 8:52:59 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Get the Mexican ladie who lives next to you drunk... her name is Margarita.

Should I be concerned that the above advice could be construed as being rude?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/17/2007 5:45:37 PM   
ready4srvce4all


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Status: offline 		Only one way to know for sure, you and I will just have to enjoy a couple pitchers of margaritas.  If I ravish you for hours, then you know you gave the proper advice.

I just gave a nice young lady the impression that I wanted to get her drunk just so I could screw her all night long.  How do I make that impression a reality?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/17/2007 9:52:19 PM   
nyrisa


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I am afraid I have just advised someone to screw himself into a heart attack. Should I feel guilty?

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/18/2007 9:50:40 AM   
IEvolve


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Stevie Ray Vaughn or George Thorogood?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/18/2007 10:55:32 AM   
SadisticStreak


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I'm ticked off with all the people who never respond to my messages. What, if anything, should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 7/18/2007 12:23:40 PM   
IEvolve


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Capital One keeps asking what's in my wallet...should I tell them?


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