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Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 9:43:22 PM

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Since the Make a Wish thread is such fun I thought that an advice thread might do fairly well. Here is the object of this thread. Someone asks for advice and you then give it to them but it is very bad advice. You then post your own question.

Note: None of the advice is to be followed... if you do follow the advice you are solely responsible for the results... plus you should really be sedated.

I will start.

I want to get rust stains out of my toilet... how do I do that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 9:50:32 PM

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go get a can of rust colored paint that is good for use on porcelain and paint the entire toilet rust colored - voila! no more unsightly rust stains visible

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 9:52:28 PM

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I want to get rust stains out of my toilet... how do I do that?

Drop a 2 pound chunk of sodium into the bowl. Rust all gone!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 9:52:45 PM

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Yo Thanatosian, now you are supposed to ask for advice. LOL

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 9:53:47 PM

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*mad giggles* Gauge, I think you're going to have to give an example of how this game is played.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 9:58:04 PM

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I want to get rust stains out of my toilet... how do I do that?

Use a sledge hammer.

I'm pregnant, but I'm not sure I'm the mother. Should I tell my husband?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 10:04:23 PM

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I'm pregnant, but I'm not sure I'm the mother. Should I tell my husband?

It would be best if you ran a full page ad in the daily paper asking your question.

How often should I change the oil in my car?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 10:06:55 PM

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*mad giggles* Gauge, I think you're going to have to give an example of how this game is played.

Ya know... some people need everything spelled out. Sheesh. I edited my post because I omitted the fact that you are supposed to post another question.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 10:11:17 PM

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How often should I change the oil in my car?

Every Feb 29... like clockwork.

What's the best color combination to wear to the dungeon if I don't want to get noticed?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 10:15:14 PM

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What's the best color combination to wear to the dungeon if I don't want to get noticed?

Go with plaid that has an acid green neon weave through it.

I want to hang up a bird feeder, what kind should I use?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 10:52:56 PM

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I want to get rust stains out of my toilet... how do I do that?

ouu ouu ouu i know this one!

if you have rust and or lime build up use muratic acid, fill the bowl with water and add about a cup will do nicely. use paper towels on the sides that hang into the water to clean the sides as it will wick up the towel and clean the sides. get the stuff at any hardware store... maybe 4 bucks per gallon, 1 cup per app, LOL dirt cheap and works every time. also works on rusty iron, cast, etc. but keep away from aluminum and only for short periods on brass. :)

i want to clean the carbon out of my engine anything i can pour into the carb to do this?

i thought this was serious LOL

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 11:14:36 PM

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I want to hang up a bird feeder, what kind should I use?

I'd go with an Orange tabby as they are much cheaper than Persians and don't shed as much.

What's the best way to fix the cracks in my sidewalk?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 11:28:44 PM

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Peanut butter.

How do I tell my parents I'm gay?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 11:33:17 PM

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How do I tell my parents I'm gay?

Singing showtunes at Thanksgiving Dinner while wearing a thong and looking longingly at a portrait of your lover held tightly against your chest...asking everyone 'Aren't they yummy?'

How do I get doms to stay away from Mine?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 11:44:46 PM

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How do I get doms to stay away from Mine?

STD's

Speaking about turkey's.. what's the best way to catch a fish?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/12/2006 11:53:20 PM

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Take a water filled tupperware bowl to the local pet store, reach into a fish tank and grab it, place fish in tupperware bowl.

How do I make iced tea from scratch?

mbmbn

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 12:09:47 AM

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quote:

quote:

How do I get doms to stay away from Mine?

STD's

Laughing...

C

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 12:17:50 AM

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First, you need some tee's, golf pro shops tend to have them. You need at least a dozen. Put them in a bowl and scratch them with steel wool, then add water to the shavings, boil, and add sugar to taste.

I found a box of old dynamite in my basement, how do I know if it's still good?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 12:22:32 AM

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I found a box of old dynamite in my basement, how do I know if it's still good?

Take it to your next bonfire at the beach and use them as sticks to toast your marshmallows.

I saw my neighbor kicking his dog. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 4/13/2006 1:00:26 AM

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I found a box of old dynamite in my basement, how do I know if it's still good?

Take it to your next bonfire at the beach and use them as sticks to toast your marshmallows.

I saw my neighbor kicking his dog. What should I do?

Grab a lead pipe and tell him to use it instead of his feet.

I just pulled of the freeway and coasted into a service station, because the temperature gauge on my instrument panel says it's nearly 300 degrees. What should I do?

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